I used to think babies were disgusting little slimy things that were either shitting or snotting or puking. But after seeing the affect they have on Christina Aguilera’s mid-section, I’ve really come around to the idea of having a little one. In fact, I’m going to go out and see how many girls I can get pregnant right now.
Age: 27
Where you’ve seen her: She’s been a pop diva for years now. If you don’t know who she is, you should probably go back to your cave and just read a book.
Is she really a MILF? HolyTaco would like to welcome the newest member of the MILF club. Christina had Max Liron Bratman at 10:05 pm on Saturday. Congratulations on pushing that baby through your vagina! Way to go!
Being cool is normally subjective. But there are some things that unequivocally make you uncool. We’re not saying we’re cool, we’re just saying if you own any of these items, you’re not.
10. iPhone
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