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5 Movie Scenes that Best Represent the Holiday Season

Christmas is over for another year but lest we forget what we love about the holidays, let’s enjoy these stellar movie scenes that really cut to the heart of what we all love about the holidays. Be you Christian, Jew, Muslim or wrong, we can all agr…

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The Fleshlight Box Incident: Christmas Time

posted 12/25/2012
by Ian Fortey

Grandma called again since it’s Christmas. Here it is for your enjoyment.

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The 25 Best Things About Krampus

posted 12/19/2012
by Ian Fortey

Are you familiar with Krampus? Our Alpine friends cooked him up as a sort of counter to Saint Nicholas. He’s basically a Christmas monster that shows up and punishes bad kids and if they’re particularly bad, they get stuffed in his sack and taken …

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How to Be a Mall Santa

posted 12/18/2012
by Ian Fortey

So you’ve decided to be society’s version of herpes, good for you! Now is the season when mall Santas are in higher demand than ever because early June mall Santas are usually serial killers who are actually volunteers more often than not. Many po…

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Twas the Night Before Christmas

posted 12/17/2012
by Ian Fortey

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the web The trolls were a-tweeting trying to bait a celeb The Redditors were clicking their blue links with glee And online pornographers kept posting videos of pee

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Holy Taco’s Holiday Hootenanny

posted 12/13/2012
by Ian Fortey

Christmas is almost here unless you’re a heathen in which case nothing is almost here. Nothing. Just another day of you frowning. Why so sad, heathen? That’s what happy people will say. Then, before you can answer, they’ll skip away and forget …

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The Holy Taco 2012 Gift Guide

posted 12/11/2012
by Ian Fortey

It’s December and that means you need to buy shit. Have you bought shit yet? You better buy shit. Unless you’re not Christian in which case as you were. But know that Jesus is super disappointed in you.

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen: Special Suck Edition

posted 12/07/2012
by Ian Fortey

I looked at everything that opened this week and it sucks hard. Like super hard. Instead of reviewing all these movies that no one is going to see because of how shitty they are I am now going to review Holiday Movies I Have Seen but that No One E…

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25 Things Chris Brown Wants for Christmas

posted 12/06/2012
by Ian Fortey

As you know, Chris Brown and I are buddies on Twitter. Which is to say I make fun of him a lot and he presumably has no idea I exist. But I only do it because he’s such a terrible person. He is. Objectively. Because of this relationship we have…

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2011 in Christmas Sex on the Internet

posted 12/26/2011
by Ian Fortey

This time of year, the headlines are dominated by seasonal fluff. If you want to make your fluff standout, you need to put in the extra effort required to make it titillating and nothing elates tits more than a bit of the old Christmas nasty. Wit…

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How to Make a Prime Rib For Christmas Dinner

posted 12/22/2011
by Luis Prada

It’s Christmas time, which means it’s time for families to gather together for a nice prime rib dinner and remind us why we all gather together only a couple of times a year. I’m usually the family chief when it comes to large holiday gatherings, s…

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5 Movie Scenes that Best Represent the Holiday Season

The Fleshlight Box Incident: Christmas Time

The 25 Best Things About Krampus

How to Be a Mall Santa

Twas the Night Before Christmas

Holy Taco’s Holiday Hootenanny

The Holy Taco 2012 Gift Guide

Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen: Special Suck Edition

25 Things Chris Brown Wants for Christmas

2011 in Christmas Sex on the Internet

How to Make a Prime Rib For Christmas Dinner

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