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A Jogger’s Guide To Traversing Any City

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Seeing as my job as a writer on this fine site requires me to sit on my ass all day, I’m prone to gaining weight as a result of my lack of physical activity. To combat this, I jog at least 5 days a week. Jogging so often in a major city can be toug…

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Drunken Argument Friday: East Coast vs. West Coast

Drunken Argument Friday: East Coast vs. West Coast

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really stupid things, like what’s better: East Coast or West Coast? Here’s what it looks like when we do both at the same time:   Drunken Argum…

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How Ghetto is Your City?

How Ghetto is Your City?

 A few months ago, we posted a handy equation to help you figure out how white trash your city is.  We didn’t want to overlook all the ghetto cities out there, though,  so we came up with The Ghetto Formula, to help you determin…

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How White Trash Is Your City?

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Do you know how white trash your city is? To make it easy, we worked up a formula to see where your crappy, redneck-filled town stands in relation to other crappy, redneck-filled towns across the US. Just plug the appropriate numbers into this fomul…

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