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The 10 Best 1st Lines in Novels as Written by an Internet Comedian

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Some books are classics and resonate through time with readers. They are books you have to read if you appreciate the written word. And the first line is often what hooks you into a great book. According to the American Book Review, these are th…

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Dead Baby Jokes are Timeless

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Hot Cheerleader Moves to Porn (TotalProSports)   Vegetarian Thanksgiving? (MadeMan)   You Either Love Or Hate Jeff Dunham (AllLeftTurns)   The 25 Coolest Home Theaters (ScreenJunkies)   MMA Fame 101 (Cagepotato)   Kick A Gi…

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Awesome Cartoon Intros in Foreign Languages

Awesome Cartoon Intros in Foreign Languages

No matter where you travel in the world, one thing is always consistent: we all grew up watching the same cartoons.  Of course, even cartoon theme songs have to be re-recorded in different languages, and this often leads to some incredibly awes…

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If Gary Busey Were In Every Picture Ever Photoshop Contest

If Gary Busey Were In Every Picture Ever Photoshop Contest

Here at Holy Taco, we’re big Gary Busey fans, and we’re excited about the internet trend where people put Busey’s head into other images.  There was a Something Awful thread about this a few months back, but nobody’s con…

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25 Hot Vintage Babes

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A Swashbucklin’ Pirate’s Diary Of His Time With Somali Pirates

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What would it look like if the classic eye-patch-wearing pirate joined up with a band of modern-day AK-47-shooting Somali pirates and wrote a diary about it? It would look a little like this.      

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Internet Classic: The Worst Audition Video Ever

Internet Classic: The Worst Audition Video Ever

The Worst Audition Video Ever – Watch more free videos His name is Brian Atene. He’s an actor, but the only time you’ve ever heard his name or seen him act is on this crappy audition tape he supposedly sent to Stanley Kubrick. Is i…

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