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Clay Aiken Is Gay. Presses Not Stopped.

Clay Aiken Is Gay.  Presses Not Stopped.

When I was in high school, after my brothers had been away to college, I accidentally left a porno movie in my parents VCR.  They found it and confronted me about it.  I denied vigorously that it was mine.  Then finally after a few hours I decided …

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Clay Aiken Has Baby Boy Or Something

Clay Aiken Has Baby Boy Or Something

In college I lived with three dudes and one girl. The girl had her own bathroom, and the four of us guys shared the other bathroom. One day her shower broke and she was like “You guys mind if I take a bath in your shower tub?” We all…

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Clay Aiken Has Fathered a Child. Hell Has Frozen

Clay Aiken Has Fathered a Child.  Hell Has Frozen

A couple weeks ago I was grabbing lunch and a homeless dude came running up to me and said “End of the world’s coming.  Look for the  signs!  It’s comin and big ass ants are gonna eat your life, brother.”  I nodded and casua…

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