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Father of Renaissance Faires Dies: Nerds Mourn, Corsets Continue To Show Support

Ron Patterson

Good even loyal Holy Taco subjects. It is with great sorrow that I bring thee this news: Ron Patterson, the father of the modern Renaissance faire, passed away earlier this month. We’ve decided to memorialize the Prince of L.A.R.P.ers with a…

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Holy Taco Gets Unnecessarily Philosophical About Cleavage

Holy Taco Gets Unnecessarily Philosophical About Cleavage

We’re feeling particularly randy today, so we’re going to talk about the most intellectually stimulating thing our penises can think of: boobs. Specifically, cleavage. Cleavage is a strange phenomenon, as simply flashing a nice che…

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Marisa Miller Wants To Show You Something

Marisa Miller Wants To Show You Something

And that something Marisa Miller wants to show you is her enormous mounds of cleavage. Isn’t that nice of her?

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Petra Nemcova’s Cleavage Goes To Cannes

Petra Nemcova’s Cleavage Goes To Cannes

Age: 28 Where you’ve seen her: Aside from seeing her cleavage in Cannes, the rest of Petra Nemcova has been in Sports Illustrated, Victoria’s Secret and…um, I think she was on Larry King once. Pointless quote: “I love to dan…

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Carmen Electra’s Cleavage Honors John Mayer

Carmen Electra’s Cleavage Honors John Mayer

Um, Cosmo honored John Mayer as their “Fun Fearless Man of the Year” last night. And while I don’t like John’s music, I did enjoy his work on the Chappelle Show. So I can see where the “fun” part of the “aw…

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