Good even loyal Holy Taco subjects. It is with great sorrow that I bring thee this news: Ron Patterson, the father of the modern Renaissance faire, passed away earlier this month. We’ve decided to memorialize the Prince of L.A.R.P.ers with a…
We’re feeling particularly randy today, so we’re going to talk about the most intellectually stimulating thing our penises can think of: boobs. Specifically, cleavage. Cleavage is a strange phenomenon, as simply flashing a nice che…
Age: 28
Where you’ve seen her: Aside from seeing her cleavage in Cannes, the rest of Petra Nemcova has been in Sports Illustrated, Victoria’s Secret and…um, I think she was on Larry King once.
Pointless quote: “I love to dan…
Um, Cosmo honored John Mayer as their “Fun Fearless Man of the Year” last night. And while I don’t like John’s music, I did enjoy his work on the Chappelle Show. So I can see where the “fun” part of the “aw…