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Creepy Study Shows 23-Year-Old Girls Wear The Shortest Skirts

Short Skirt

Debenhams, a department store chain in the U.K., conducted a study on the length of women’s skirts that we can only hope wasn’t conducted by balding/greying male science types in their mid-50s, possibly researched while slowly creeping by high schoo…

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25 Animals Dressed Like People

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Do you know what’s more awesome than a monkey in pants? Neither do we.

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My T-Shirt Says I’m Tougher Than You

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I see you over there; looking at me from the next aisle. I see your beady little eyes peering between that box of delicious Triscuit’s and that package of those little penguin shaped crackers that I am so very keen on. You can’t help but look at m…

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Tons Of F-ing Sequins!

Tons Of F-ing Sequins!

    There are a lot of things to get excited about: having a baby, winning the lottery, finding ten-bucks in the jeans you haven’t worn in forever. But there is little in this world that can get a man’s penis fully engorged th…

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How to Make a Lady Gaga Outfit

How to Make a Lady Gaga Outfit

So you’ve decided you want to make a fashion statement, but you’re not creative enough to be actually creative and your understanding of what “fashion” means is dubious at best, clouded behind a haze of OTC cough medicine an…

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Holy Taco’s Back To School Shopper’s Guide

Holy Taco’s Back To School Shopper’s Guide

We vaguely remember being students for most of our lives and dreading the final week and a half of August. Summer time fun is over and it’s back to the grind of attaining knowledge that you don’t want, having crushes on girls that think…

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Mr. T Gives Fashion Advice No One Can Use

Mr. T Gives Fashion Advice No One Can Use

When we think fashion tips, we always think Mr. T before anyone else. Mr. T comes before Calvin Kline, Dolce & Gabbana, and Osh Kosh B’Gosh in our books. So when we saw this video of Mr. T giving advice on fashion, you just know we were b…

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25 Girls in Terrible Pants

25 Girls in Terrible Pants

Pants are stupid. Here is the proof.    

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In the Store Lookin’ So Ridiculous

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15 Sexy Christmas Cheerleaders (TotalProSports)   9 Horribly Wrong Sex Myths (MadeMan)   Wendy Venturini Hotness (AllLeftTurns)   Life Lessons From The Goodfellas (ScreenJunkies)   GirlSpeak Can Be Dangerous (LemonDrop) &nbs…

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Three Christmas Busey Moon

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Snowboarder Clings To Cliff Ledge [pics] (TotalProSports)   9 Horribly Wrong Sex Myths (MadeMan)   Wendy Venturini Hotness (AllLeftTurns)   Life Lessons From The Goodfellas (ScreenJunkies)   GirlSpeak Can Be Dangerous (LemonDrop)…

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Another Great Reason to Eat Kids

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