clothes – Holytaco

Creepy Study Shows 23-Year-Old Girls Wear The Shortest Skirts

Debenhams, a department store chain in the U.K., conducted a study on the length of women’s skirts that we can only hope wasn’t conducted by balding/greying male science types in their mid-50s, possibly researched while slowly creeping by high schoo…

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25 Animals Dressed Like People

posted 11/09/2011
by Ian Fortey

Do you know what’s more awesome than a monkey in pants? Neither do we.

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My T-Shirt Says I’m Tougher Than You

posted 06/10/2011
by Ian Fortey

I see you over there; looking at me from the next aisle. I see your beady little eyes peering between that box of delicious Triscuit’s and that package of those little penguin shaped crackers that I am so very keen on. You can’t help but look at m…

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Tons Of F-ing Sequins!

posted 11/16/2010
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There are a lot of things to get excited about: having a baby, winning the lottery, finding ten-bucks in the jeans you haven’t worn in forever. But there is little in this world that can get a man’s penis fully engorged th…

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How to Make a Lady Gaga Outfit

posted 10/25/2010
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So you’ve decided you want to make a fashion statement, but you’re not creative enough to be actually creative and your understanding of what “fashion” means is dubious at best, clouded behind a haze of OTC cough medicine an…

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Holy Taco’s Back To School Shopper’s Guide

posted 08/25/2010
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We vaguely remember being students for most of our lives and dreading the final week and a half of August. Summer time fun is over and it’s back to the grind of attaining knowledge that you don’t want, having crushes on girls that think…

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Mr. T Gives Fashion Advice No One Can Use

posted 08/06/2010
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When we think fashion tips, we always think Mr. T before anyone else. Mr. T comes before Calvin Kline, Dolce & Gabbana, and Osh Kosh B’Gosh in our books. So when we saw this video of Mr. T giving advice on fashion, you just know we were b…

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25 Girls in Terrible Pants

posted 04/13/2010
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Pants are stupid. Here is the proof.

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In the Store Lookin’ So Ridiculous

posted 12/28/2009
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Three Christmas Busey Moon

posted 12/21/2009
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