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Mantyhose Are Real And You’re Going To Wear Them


What are mantyhose? They’re exactly what they sound like, bro. They’re pantyhose for men. Not like gay men or trannies (though, I guess the pantyhose they were could be considered pantyhose for men.) “Mantyhose” are pantyhose…

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Getting Into Your Pants: The Holy Taco Pants Guide


Research tells us that you, Holy Taco reader, are likely wearing pants. In fact, 67% of you wear pants when you read our site. OR DO YOU?!?! You do. But are they really pants? Or are they trousers? Or some other leg-embracing textile we don’t…

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25 People Who Fail at Dressing Themselves

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If you’ve been in public before you’ve probably run afoul of at least one bonehead who looks like they drink varnish before getting dressed. Well, it’s an epidemic. Look at these knuckleheads.

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Introducing “1791: The Original Blueprint”: Glenn Beck’s New Clothing Line

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You’ve all demanded it, and now you’re going to get it! Conservative firebrand and now former Fox News pundit Glenn Beck will be starting his own clothing line called 1791: The Original Blueprint. “That’s when the Bill of Rights happen…

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