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And This Is What The Joker Would Look Like If He Were A Creepy Baby Doll

Hey, remember how Heath Ledger’s portrayal of the Joker in The Dark Knight was really creepy and unnerving? Yeah, well, now it’s a baby. Ha! Now try to get to sleep! We’re just layering creepy on top of creepy at this point because we’ve gotten tir…

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Clown Robs Woman on Toilet…is a damn fine headline

posted 11/17/2010
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When we woke up today we didn’t feel the world would provide us with a news story about a clown that robbed a 70-year-old woman as she sat on a toilet. That’s just not that kind of thing we mentally prepare ourselves to hear about on …

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The Search Engine Obstacle Course: Ho P*ssy Clown

posted 09/13/2010
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If you don’t know how this works, allow us to explain: first, you get yourself a random word from a random word generator. Then, you get yourself a couple of words from a random curse word generator. You mash the two together, plug them in to…

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The Search Engine Obstacle Course: Vacuum Penis Clown

posted 09/07/2010
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If you’ve been following our search engine exploits recently, you’ll know that this game has a tendency to drift in to the absurd, and sometimes, in to the criminally insane. Today’s round of gaming is no different. If you don&rs…

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A Letter To That Guy That Keeps Staring At Me From Across The Room

posted 07/30/2010
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Hello, Guy That Keeps Staring At Me From Across The Room I noticed that whenever I look up, I see you staring at me before your eyes dart away to your Sudoku puzzle. While I am well aware that I am impossibly good looking, I don’t see that as…

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