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The Journey to Find the 5 Best Chicken Wings on Earth

The Journey to Find the 5 Best Chicken Wings on Earth

Chicken wings are delicious and manly, we know this because flightless birds died to satiate our hunger for their useless limbs by the plateful. Vegetarians weep every time a Monday 25 cent wing night rolls out and, frankly, that’s OK. But …

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Inner Monologue of a 17-Year Old at a Strip Club

Inner Monologue of a 17-Year Old at a Strip Club

Holy shit. I can’t believe I got into this strip club.  This fake ID totally worked!  It doesn’t make any sense: it didn’t work at the 7-11 an hour ago when I tried to buy a can of Foster’s.  It must be the lig…

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