Chicken wings are delicious and manly, we know this because flightless birds died to satiate our hunger for their useless limbs by the plateful. Vegetarians weep every time a Monday 25 cent wing night rolls out and, frankly, that’s OK. But …
Holy shit. I can’t believe I got into this strip club. This fake ID totally worked! It doesn’t make any sense: it didn’t work at the 7-11 an hour ago when I tried to buy a can of Foster’s. It must be the lig…