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An Analysis of CNN.com’s “9 things you shouldn’t say to your child”

I like to visit CNN.com to get my daily dose of whatever those idiots think news is. Amid numerous Casey Anthony articles and Twitter poll questions, I came upon an article titled “9 Things You Shouldn’t Say To Your Child.” It’s all about one…

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25 Pics of What We Figure Nancy Grace Looks Like on the Toilet

posted 07/06/2011
by Ian Fortey

Nancy Grace made headlines yesterday when she didn’t literally explode after the Casey Anthony verdict. It was surprising, because as an irresponsible legal analyst on TV, she’d been convinced of Anthony’s guilt for months, whic…

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Wasn’t The Rapture The Craziest Thing You’ve Ever Seen?!

posted 05/23/2011
by Luis Prada

Wow. Just…wow. That was spectacular. Remember the part where Satan’s face appeared on all of our inner-thighs? Or when those royally pissed off angels swooped in and strategically planted a hair in the food we were eating just as we were a little o…

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Wiki Patches: Holy Taco Edits Complaints About FOX

posted 02/23/2011
by Ian Fortey

Thanks to the efforts of Wikileaks and crazy paranoid people overusing the Freedom of Information Act, the internet is lousy with documents that were once secreted away in filing cabinets next to Hitler’s brain and Lincoln’s robotic pen…

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ZNN Headline News

posted 01/06/2011
by Ian Fortey

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ZNN Headline News

posted 01/02/2011
by Ian Fortey

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ZNN Headline News

posted 01/01/2011
by Ian Fortey

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3 More James O’Keefe Capers

posted 09/30/2010
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The big news is wtf this week is that conservative I-don’t-know-why-anyone-gives-a-shit-about-this-guy James O’Keefe plotted out a massive prank against CNN that was as not retarded as it was successful. The plot? Set up the seduction…

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Anderson Cooper Knows The Problems Of Teabagging

posted 04/15/2009
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I had to sit through some excruciating political commentary, but it was worth it just to hear at the very end, Anderson Cooper say "It’s hard to talk when you’re teabagging." I can not express to you how much I h…

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“Mom! Mom! Mom! Why! Did You! Do That! To Me!”

posted 03/16/2009
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I know we just posted an awesome homosexual rant last week, but this one was just too good not to post. I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure that hugging guys and smashing a pillow with a tennis racket is going to make you want to …

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