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The Ultimate Piers Morgan Douchebag Highlight Reel [VIDEOS]

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What better way to bid a famous douchebag adieu than by compiling a definitive highlight reel of his greatest failures?

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An Analysis of CNN.com’s “9 things you shouldn’t say to your child”

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I like to visit CNN.com to get my daily dose of whatever those idiots think news is. Amid numerous Casey Anthony articles and Twitter poll questions, I came upon an article titled “9 Things You Shouldn’t Say To Your Child.” It’s all about one…

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25 Pics of What We Figure Nancy Grace Looks Like on the Toilet

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Nancy Grace made headlines yesterday when she didn’t literally explode after the Casey Anthony verdict. It was surprising, because as an irresponsible legal analyst on TV, she’d been convinced of Anthony’s guilt for months, whic…

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Wasn’t The Rapture The Craziest Thing You’ve Ever Seen?!

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Wow. Just…wow. That was spectacular. Remember the part where Satan’s face appeared on all of our inner-thighs? Or when those royally pissed off angels swooped in and strategically planted a hair in the food we were eating just as we were a little o…

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Wiki Patches: Holy Taco Edits Complaints About FOX

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Thanks to the efforts of Wikileaks and crazy paranoid people overusing the Freedom of Information Act, the internet is lousy with documents that were once secreted away in filing cabinets next to Hitler’s brain and Lincoln’s robotic pen…

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3 More James O’Keefe Capers

3 More James O’Keefe Capers

The big news is wtf this week is that conservative I-don’t-know-why-anyone-gives-a-shit-about-this-guy James O’Keefe plotted out a massive prank against CNN that was as not retarded as it was successful. The plot? Set up the seduction…

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Anderson Cooper Knows The Problems Of Teabagging

Anderson Cooper Knows The Problems Of Teabagging

  I had to sit through some excruciating political commentary, but it was worth it just to hear at the very end, Anderson Cooper say "It’s hard to talk when you’re teabagging."   I can not express to you how much I h…

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“Mom! Mom! Mom! Why! Did You! Do That! To Me!”

“Mom! Mom! Mom! Why! Did You! Do That! To Me!”

  I know we just posted an awesome homosexual rant last week, but this one was just too good not to post. I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure that hugging guys and smashing a pillow with a tennis racket is going to make you want to …

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