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Because It’s So Damn Cold Outside

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It’s cold here. Too cold. Frigid as a nun with a hormone imbalance. I don’t like it.

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7 Things That Suck Because You Have a Terrible Cold

7 Things That Suck Because You Have a Terrible Cold

So, it’s winter time and right out of left field, some disease-ridden, poxy, unsanitary refuse-pile of a human spread their disgusting germs all over your juice box or your chapstick or God knows what and now you’re producing phlegm like Taiwanese …

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Why Winter Sucks

Why Winter Sucks

We live in Southern California for a reason: we hate winter. Winter is the time of year when every other living thing chooses to either die or hide, but for some reason we humans choose to just put on a giant coat and power through it. If you’…

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