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Five Lies I’ve Told My Student Loan Officer

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For most of us, going to college required borrowing money from the government, or a large bank, or some combo of the two. When you get yourself into college, no matter how good or bad it is, at some point, they start asking you how you’re goi…

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25 Ridiculous School Names

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Schools get by on name recognition a lot. Yale, Harvard, Milton’s Clown Academy, the name is oftentimes more important than whatever silly law or medicine degree you got there. That only counts with good names, though. If your school has a…

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Holy Taco’s Commencement Speech To The Graduating Class of 2011

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Class of 2011, You may think the world outside of the walls of your hallowed institution is an inviting one that’s waiting for you to join its ranks as another valued member of the team and of the American workforce. You’re lying to yourself. The o…

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A Letter To My High School Guidance Counselor

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Dear Mrs. Sewards, I hope this letter finds you well, It’s been over ten years since we last spoke. I’m writing you because I assume you find some satisfaction in hearing about the success of your former students. To say that I’m …

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Higher Learning with Danny McBride

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Recently we were invited to hang out with Danny McBride and director David Gordon Green, the powerhouse team behind Pineapple Express and the new movie Your Highness as they hit some colleges to share sage advice with kids who think a Philosophy de…

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The 6 Awesomest Things About Spring Break (And Their Awful Downsides)

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Spring break is upon us again and what better way to get ready for a week of mirth and mayhem full of parties and girls and booze than be checking out just what it is everyone loves about their week in the sun, and then shredding it apart with grim…

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Fart, Fart, Stab!

He who smelt it... stabbed a bunch of people.

Have you ever been caught farting at a party? Of course you have, we all have. But what do you do? You hide your head in shame and make peace with the fact that you’ll be going home early and alone. It’s a part of life. We’ve all …

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8 People You’ll Find at the Public Library

8 People You’ll Find at the Public Library

You will not see her at the library. Today, through no fault of my own, I found myself away from home and without Internet access. Since this shit-stain of a town doesn’t have a Starbucks, I was left with the unpleasant but necessary task of …

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My 4 Most Memorable Moments From College

My 4 Most Memorable Moments From College

It’s back to school time and Holy Taco is nothing if not studious. Research shows that many of our readers are either in college or college educated. Or live within hitchhiking distance of a community college. In light of this, it seems li…

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25 Ridiculous Senior Portraits

25 Ridiculous Senior Portraits

Graduations are just around the corner and all we ask is that when you get your portraits done you make the same mistake these people did, so we can make fun of you.  

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The College Party Bingo Card/Drinking Game

The College Party Bingo Card/Drinking Game

It’s Wednesday morning, which means that it’s party time in college-land. Just in case you find yourself stuck at a crappy college party this morning, we’ve created this bingo card (read: drinking game) to help you black out and/or…

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