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11 Terrible Jokes

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Why does Peter Pan fly? You’d fly too if someone hit you in the peter with a pan.

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Help Jim Tews for the Love of God!

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Hey everyone, remember Jim Tews? He used to write for Holy Taco until our secretary took out a restraining order against him and he wasn’t allowed within 1000 yards of the building. 1000? That’s a lot, Jim! Your ether-soaked rag will…

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The Comedy Expendables

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The Expendables has proven that a franchise can ride on the strength of washed up action star, so arguably the same could be true of comedy stars. But who? And how? And in what capacity? Relax, I got this.

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How to Write a Comedy How to Article

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So you’ve decided to write a hilariously uninformative comedy how to article, good for you. People enjoy the way it promises a pay off and then never delivers because if you actually told people how to do something then it would be a real article a…

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5 Cliches That Stand Up Comedians Need to Retire

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You know what’s funny? Comedy. Stand up comedy, in particular, is an art form that some people have taken to amazing heights. Some people have shit all over it and inexplicably become rich in the process, but a number of people out there are just…

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The Dangers of Being Socially Awkward

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The Morning (Depending on Your Time Zone) Jolt – The Gate Show

The Morning (Depending on Your Time Zone) Jolt – The Gate Show

Do you know comedian Fred Stoller? You probably do, he’s done everything from Seinfeld to Dumb and Dumber to a pantload of voice acting and now, he’s hosting his own talk show! In a gate security booth.

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The World’s First Racist Comedy Act

The World’s First Racist Comedy Act

The Celts invaded Britain around 500 BC, give or take. 300 years later the Picts arrived – they were generally smaller and had darker skin and settled in Scotland while the Celts had most of the rest of Britain. The English, the Scottish and two …

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Celebrate Bucky Larson with the Best of Nick Swardson

Celebrate Bucky Larson with the Best of Nick Swardson

Nick Swardson, who you might know as one funny SOB, has a new movie coming out called Bucky Larson. Swardson, who’s pulled in extra laughs in movies like You Don’t Mess with the Zohan and the predictable Just Go With It where laughs were desperatel…

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Wait, What Happened?: April 25, 2011

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We know you were probably really busy all last week preparing for Zombie Jesus to make his return, so we’ve compiled this list of news stories you might have missed.

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