August 1st, 2008 | 04:47
This week’s winner came from our “If Steve Jobs Had A Comic” post. It took me a second to get it, but it’s so god damned random that it made me laugh.
WINNER: Sasha Vujacic
comment of the week


This week’s winner came from our “If Steve Jobs Had A Comic” post. It took me a second to get it, but it’s so god damned random that it made me laugh.
WINNER: Sasha Vujacic
This week’s comment of the week comes from our “Fat Family Fats Too Fat For Waterslide” post. Our reader points out that we’re stupid and can’t do simple math. Which is not really a revelation, but still significant to point out.
WINNER: Sean
COMMENT:
This week’s winner came from our “Happy Birthday Holy Taco Boss” post. A lot of you said some very, very nice things about my boss, most of which I can’t print on the front page of this site. Well done.
WINNER: Different Sparky
COMMENT:
Remember, you can’t win unless your comment has a valid e-mail address with it.
This week’s comment of the week comes from our post 10 Items You Think Make You Cool, But Don’t. Never did I think so many people would take something seriously that was posted on a site that makes roughly 2.7 diarrhea jokes/day. If I ever walk into an alley of filled with longboard skateboarders, tell my mother I love her for me.
This week’s winner: Dickgrays1
Comment:
– Sent from my iPhone
New contest starts right now. Sorry for not posting this on Friday, got a little backed up. That’s not a pun, and thus does not count as one of our 2.7 diarrhea jokes for today.
A great week of comments I must say. There were several that could have won, but this isn’t a San Diego Padres game and I’m not part of the Pad Squad, thus I can’t just go shooting a bunch of crappy t-shirts into a sea of you people. There can be only one winner. This week, the winning comment came on the Eva Mendes Topless post.
WINNER: Kody
COMMENT:
New contest starts right now.

This weeks winning comment comes from the “Retarded Monkey Gets A Birthday Party” post.
Winner: Matt Pilot
New contest starts right this very second.

This week’s winning comment was on the “Wesley Snipes Goes To Jail” post.
Comment winner: MORTY
Comment: “obviously it would be more beneficial to the public as a whole, if the government would thaw out sylvester stallone to collect the money…”
Yes, that’s right, any time you can successfully reference Demolition Man, there’s a good chance you’re going to win the comment of the week. Well done, Morty.
New contest starts right…….now!
Now, I’ve begun to notice that some of your comments are pretty f-ing funny. Others, very disturbing. Either way, I enjoy them. So in an effort to reward those who make my job a little more interesting, we’re going to give away a Holy Taco shirt (pictured above in all its glory) to whoever has the best comment on any post during the week. Hopefully the prizes in the future will get better than just a t-shirt. God I hope they do. But for now, that’s what we’re giving out. So, your winning comment could come from any comment you post on any article during the week.
July 31st, 2008 at 12:02 pm That was so hilarious, I just shot an ill-advised three pointer.