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And Here Is A Video Of A Talking Vibrator

Talking Vibrator

There’s a very good chance that I will get fired if I post a video of a talking vibrator in action, even if it isn’t even inside of someone. But, then again, I’m not sure, because this article exists. And this one. The video might be co…

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Science Says Internet Hate Brings Us Together You Morons

Science Says Internet Hate Brings Us Together You Morons

You’re all a bunch of dumbass morons, do you know that? All of you Holy Taco readers are idiots — complete and total idiots. Every last one of you is a waste of your father’s man milk, and the time you spent in your mother’s…

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We’re Turning Off Our Comments Because You’re Not Cool Anymore

We’re Turning Off Our Comments Because You’re Not Cool Anymore

  Details after the jump, along with more funny pictures to counter-balance the scathing criticism of your recent behavior!  

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Internet Commenter Magazine

Internet Commenter Magazine

Holy Taco has the best comments section on the entire Internet.  It’s so excellent that it inspired us to create Internet Commenter Magazine, an ironically printed publication devoted solely to the world of the Internet Commenter.  H…

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Fake/Gay

FakeGay

Aubrey O’Day’s Giant Boobs (TheDailyFix)   Robot Chicken At Comicon (AdultSwim)   Two Chicks Fight (EvilChili)   Leslie In The Shower (GorillaMask)   Playmates Are On Twitter (Coed)   The 50 Best Infographics (Bl…

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If Internet Commenters Had Another Magazine

If Internet Commenters Had Another Magazine

A while back, we created our own Internet Commenter Magazine.  We’ve been talking a lot about internet commenters again, and we felt like it was time for a second edition of Internet Commenter Magazine, as a shout out to our loyal and alw…

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It’s Hard To Be A Facebook Playa

It’s Hard To Be A Facebook Playa

  Ladies, take this Facebook message as proof that men are the worst people in the world.

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