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25 Curses You Utter When Your New Router Fails

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This weekend I bought a new router after realizing I’d been using the same router since about 2005 and it was only capable of top speeds somewhere around half of what my modem should be kicking out. Basically I was putting premium fuel in old timey…

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Chronicles of a Dying Laptop

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Once upon a time, people built machines in the hopes they would last forever. Cars built in the 50’s are made of solid cast iron and titanium and, to this day, if you drive one off a cliff, it will somehow achieve a speed above terminal velocity a…

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Modern Nostalgia: Gigantic CRT Computer Monitors

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Modern Nostalgia is all about looking back to the not-too-distant past and wistfully reminiscing about things we have no business wistfully reminiscing about. But, we reminisce anyway, because technology and pop culture currently move so fast that …

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In The Future Computers Will Read Your Mind, Thus Filling Your Screen With Porn

In The Future Computers Will Read Your Mind, Thus Filling Your Screen With Porn

Science is wonderful, isn’t it? Take this story about a recently published scientific study in which “scientists from Washington University demonstrated that humans can control a cursor on a computer screen using words spoken out loud and in their …

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Holy Taco’s Attempt At Beating Watson The Hyper Smart Computer On Jeopardy

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Jeopardy! is a staple of American television. Jeopardy has the balls to provide you with sentences that don’t sound like a complete thought that a fully functioning human would speak, and then the show puts all the pressure on to you decipher what …

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How to Have Cyber Sex in 1999

How to Have Cyber Sex in 1999

Cyber sex was the reason many of us bought computers way back when. It was a glorious time. Texas Instruments was the top tech company, the Bay City Rollers were burning up the airwaves and Al Capone was making a name for himself in Chicago. Yep…

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Resolved Questions: Heavy Computer

Resolved Questions: Heavy Computer

  Today’s question comes to us from Yahoo! Answers user Cookies. Cookies writes:   Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: “hahahahahaha”  

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Looks Like It’s Frozen

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If There’s 1 Thing Jesus Hates More than Computers, It’s Old People

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This Is How I Work On My Computer Too

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Somebody REALLY Likes Porn

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