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Holytaco Buzz: Are Occupy Condoms A Conspiracy?

Holytaco Buzz: Are Occupy Condoms A Conspiracy?

Wall Street Tycoons will be thrilled to hear all those unorganized, orgy-loving hippie protesters at their doorstep wont be spawning any time soon .  Condomania (a condom store–yes, a condom store) has created condoms to “support”…

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Take It From Me, Pope Benedict XVI: Condoms Rule

Take It From Me, Pope Benedict XVI: Condoms Rule

Hey everybody, it’s me, Pope Benedict XVI! Make some noise! Or don’t. Whatever. Anyway, I just wanted to shoot the shit with ya’ll for a minute, if I could. So I’ll stop beating around the bush and get right to the point. Ma…

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25 Everyday Items Made of Condoms

25 Everyday Items Made of Condoms

      Turns out that boxof condoms we bought back in 1997 expired a while ago, so we have to use the other 5 for something.  Let’s look at some ideas.

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An Open Letter to the Makers of K-Y “Yours and Mine Sex Lube

An Open Letter to the Makers of K-Y “Yours and Mine Sex Lube

To Whom It May Concern, On the night of Sunday, August 22, 2010, I purchased a box of K-Y® YOURS+MINE® couples lubricant at a local drug store for $21.64. I do not purchase lubricants on a regular basis, so I don’t know the going rat…

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25 Alternate Names for Harry Popper Condoms

25 Alternate Names for Harry Popper Condoms

Warner Brothers apparently has no sense of humor. Or it doesn’t have a sense of festive penisery. That’s a word, we asked our janitor and he was all “si!” and we saw. But back to the point – a Swiss company that was…

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25 Reasons To Stop Using Condoms

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We found these photos on a blog called I hate my parents, but they seem pretty awesome to us. All kids should be this entertaining.  

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“Uh…What Are You Gonna Do With Those, Bill?”

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The Worst Celebrity Endorsements (Cracked)   The 10 Hottest Bikini Babe Moments (BikiniBuys)   Brushing Your Bat (Urlesque)   Kids Letters To Michael Bay (ScreenJunkies)   Giant Beetle Robot Is Terrifying (UniqueDaily)   Gin…

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