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Thanks For Justifying My All-Pizza Diet, Congress!

For years I’ve been telling people that my diet is legit and is 100% focused on cutting out any unhealthy foods. Yet, for some reason, when I tell people that I eat three square meals of triangular pizza slices every day, they scoff and cast my opi…

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Educating the Masses: Holy Taco Teaches You A Thing Or Two About America

posted 03/22/2011
by Luis Prada

Newsweek magazine recently polled 1,000 U.S. citizens to find out if the average American could answer the questions on America’s official citizenship test; the very test all potential immigrants must take before they are granted the honor of being…

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Inner Monologue of A Bunch of People During The State of the Union

posted 01/26/2011
by Luis Prada

Inner Monologue of A Bunch of People During The State of the Union

Last night the airwaves were taken over by our president and bunch of people that look like that’d rather be somewhere else. We call this the State of the Union address. It’s an event filled with random cutaways to politicians that have no idea the…

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The Literal Translation of Last Night’s Victory and Concession Speeches

posted 11/03/2010
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Victory Speech Hello, fellow plural for residents of the state! Tonight you voted, and you really showed the members of the political opposition that I have dehumanized through scare tactics that this state doesn’t want what they have to off…

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The Iron Fist of Congress

posted 06/15/2010
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Congressman Bob Etheridge Assaults Student – Watch more Funny Videos

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“Imagine The Worst Diarrhea You’ve Ever Had, And Then Times It by 10, With A Knife In It”

posted 01/30/2009
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If you’re ever in line for the bathroom with Pearl Jam guitarist Mike McCready, may you should just let him cut in front of you…because knives might come shooting out of his ass. According to seattletimes.com: McCready suffers …

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What’s Written In The Bathrooom Stalls Of Congress

posted 10/06/2008
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Bathroom stalls are a place for low brow potty humor and anonymous insults. If you think the bathroom walls of Congress are any different, think again.

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Thanks For Justifying My All-Pizza Diet, Congress!

Educating the Masses: Holy Taco Teaches You A Thing Or Two About America

Inner Monologue of A Bunch of People During The State of the Union

The Literal Translation of Last Night’s Victory and Concession Speeches

The Iron Fist of Congress

“Imagine The Worst Diarrhea You’ve Ever Had, And Then Times It by 10, With A Knife In It”

What’s Written In The Bathrooom Stalls Of Congress

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