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The McRib T-Shirt Caption Contest Winners!

Well, it’s been a rollercoaster ride of excitement, danger, fun and eroticism but here we are, at the end of our caption contest. Literally tens of people entered but only 6 could win, as we arbitrarily settled on that number during a game o…

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Get Your McRib On. Literally! (A Caption Contest)

posted 10/31/2011
by Ian Fortey

The good people at 80stees.com hooked us up with some McRib tees to celebrate the release of the McRib and the fact we’re pale, decrepit internet comedy writers and we wear food shirts a lot. It’s our thing. But we have extras and that means good…

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The Apes Are Rising and so Are Our Shirts – A Holy Taco Contest!

posted 08/03/2011
by Ian Fortey

It looks like the apes are finally going to rise this Friday and we got sent a box of shirts featuring foul language to go along with it. Monkeys and swear words? Yay!

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Stand Up Anywhere – A Holy Taco Contest!

posted 07/27/2011
by Ian Fortey

Standup Anywhere: A Holy Taco Contest – Watch more Funny Videos Hey comics and wannabe comics! We have an uncomfortable contest for you! Film yourself doing a set somewhere that’s as far removed from a typical comedy venue as possible. …

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Holy Taco and SplitReason STILL Want to Give you $25

posted 06/27/2011
by Ian Fortey

Holy Taco and SplitReason STILL Want to Give you $25

Time is almost up, kiddies! In the interests of preventing you from being shirtless and mostly naked, Holy Taco has teamed up with Splitreason, maker of fine t-shirts, to offer you a chance at some $25 gift certificates to Splitreason.com where …

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Holy Taco and Split Reason Want to Give You $25

posted 06/23/2011
by Ian Fortey

Holy Taco and Split Reason Want to Give You $25

Hey kids, do you like the t-shirts? Sure you do, otherwise you’d be weird and naked. In the interests of preventing that, Holy Taco has teamed up with Splitreason, maker of fine t-shirts, to offer you a chance at some $25 gift certificates to Spl…

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The Holy Taco $5 Contest Prize Presentation

posted 04/11/2011
by Ian Fortey

The Holy Taco $5 Contest Prize Presentation

It’s Monday and, as promised, we convinced someone to take us shopping over the weekend and give us our allowance so we could make good on last week’s caption contest. There’s an endless supply of shit you can buy for $5 but in the end we felt Char…

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The Holy Taco $5 Contest

posted 04/04/2011
by Ian Fortey

It’s been a while since we ran a contest on the site and our philanthropic nature is eating at our innards like a hobo eating at innards. You, who come here every day to enjoy our writing, galleries and our profit-sharing phone sex empire deserve …

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The Santa Tossing Contest Winner

posted 12/27/2010
by Ian Fortey

Last week we asked you to head to Facebook and give tossing Santa a try. After many grueling hours of St. Nick abuse, the numbers have been tallied and we have a winner – Ryan Maurer with a score of 14,826. Ryan, shoot us an email at contes…

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The Santa Tossing Contest

posted 12/21/2010
by Ian Fortey

The crew at Up Up Down Down games has come up with something the waste those last few hours of holiday productivity for you – Santa Tossing. To celebrate that fact, and ensure you’re not working at all before the holidays, we’re running a Santa To…

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25 Unappetizing Competitive Eating Pictures

posted 09/24/2010
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For reasons that will never be adequately explained, some people out there consider eating a sport. Likely they also consider masturbating exercise, but that’s neither here nor there. Eating as a contest continues to rise i…

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The McRib T-Shirt Caption Contest Winners!

Get Your McRib On. Literally! (A Caption Contest)

The Apes Are Rising and so Are Our Shirts – A Holy Taco Contest!

Stand Up Anywhere – A Holy Taco Contest!

Holy Taco and SplitReason STILL Want to Give you $25

Holy Taco and Split Reason Want to Give You $25

The Holy Taco $5 Contest Prize Presentation

The Holy Taco $5 Contest

The Santa Tossing Contest Winner

The Santa Tossing Contest

25 Unappetizing Competitive Eating Pictures

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