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The Corona Summer Caption Contest

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It’s summer time and that means you should probably hit some water slides with me. Before we arrange that though, the good people at Corona asked me if I wanted to run a contest for you lot to help kick off their Corona Summer promotion becau…

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21 and Over Caption Contest

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Hey kids, do you like the parties and the booze and the funny movies, or at least one of those three things? Sure you do and if you said no, may I direct you to Better Homes and Gardens where nancies like you can learn how to knit a knitting bag. …

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Holy Taco’s Holiday Hootenanny

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Christmas is almost here unless you’re a heathen in which case nothing is almost here. Nothing. Just another day of you frowning. Why so sad, heathen? That’s what happy people will say. Then, before you can answer, they’ll skip away and forget …

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Movember Approaches and You Can Win Swag!

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It’s that time of year again when the moustaches get all aflutter rin support of men’s health and we once again petition you to register for the Break and Friends Movemeber Team.

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Win a Date with Holy Taco

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Hey there, sweetness, you’re lookin’ mighty fine. Oh, sorry, didn’t see you there. I was talking to myself. Yes kids, Holy Taco is presenting to you an unprecedented opportunity – a date with this website. Never dated a website before? No worri…

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It’s a Prank Contest! (The contest is not a prank)

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Do you like the pranks? Check this contest out!

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The McRib T-Shirt Caption Contest Winners!

The McRib T-Shirt Caption Contest Winners!

Well, it’s been a rollercoaster ride of excitement, danger, fun and eroticism but here we are, at the end of our caption contest. Literally tens of people entered but only 6 could win, as we arbitrarily settled on that number during a game o…

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Get Your McRib On. Literally! (A Caption Contest)

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The good people at 80stees.com hooked us up with some McRib tees to celebrate the release of the McRib and the fact we’re pale, decrepit internet comedy writers and we wear food shirts a lot. It’s our thing. But we have extras and that means good…

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The Apes Are Rising and so Are Our Shirts – A Holy Taco Contest!

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It looks like the apes are finally going to rise this Friday and we got sent a box of shirts featuring foul language to go along with it. Monkeys and swear words? Yay!

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Stand Up Anywhere – A Holy Taco Contest!

Stand Up Anywhere – A Holy Taco Contest!

Standup Anywhere: A Holy Taco Contest – Watch more Funny Videos Hey comics and wannabe comics! We have an uncomfortable contest for you! Film yourself doing a set somewhere that’s as far removed from a typical comedy venue as possible. …

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Holy Taco and SplitReason STILL Want to Give you $25

Holy Taco and SplitReason STILL Want to Give you $25

Time is almost up, kiddies! In the interests of preventing you from being shirtless and mostly naked, Holy Taco has teamed up with Splitreason, maker of fine t-shirts, to offer you a chance at some $25 gift certificates to Splitreason.com where …

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