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The Corona Summer Caption Contest

Corona Summer Banner

It’s summer time and that means you should probably hit some water slides with me. Before we arrange that though, the good people at Corona asked me if I wanted to run a contest for you lot to help kick off their Corona Summer promotion becau…

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Who is that Socially Awkward Dude? Caption Contest III

Who is that Socially Awkward Dude? Caption Contest III

Last socially akward photo for the day, post your caption and the winner gets a Holy Taco Prize Pack and tickets to see Dinner for Schmucks

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Who is that Socially Awkward Dude? Caption Contest II

Who is that Socially Awkward Dude? Caption Contest II

Caption this photo for our Who is that Socially Awkward Dude? Caption Contest and win Holy Taco swag and tickets to see Dinner for Schmucks.  Easy!

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Who is that Socially Awkward Dude? Caption Contest

Who is that Socially Awkward Dude? Caption Contest

To celebrate not only the release of the new movie Dinner for Schmucks starring Steve Carrel and Jeff Dunham, who you may have heard is more popular than this website, we’re running a week long contest for you guys to score some Holy Taco swa…

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The Facebook Avatar Photoshop Contest

The Facebook Avatar Photoshop Contest

You guys have proved your chops in the past weeks by brutalizing Twilight and creating Slushee cups that anyone of our mother’s would be proud to suck on. So what else can we do from here? What more can we ask of you? We can ask you to sex…

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Holy Taco Presents: Find the Ladies – Answers Revealed!

Holy Taco Presents: Find the Ladies – Answers Revealed!

  Last week, we invited our readers to spot the women in the above picture.  The winner would receive a t-shirt or something.  We never really settled on what the prize would be because we knew there would be no winner.    …

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The Slushee Cup Contest Winner

The Slushee Cup Contest Winner

We had some delightful entries to the Facebook photoshop contest this week and it was a tough call.  But a few of you pulled out the stops and held true to our request for inappropriateness.  Thanks to everyone who entered.  Now let&#…

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Slushee Cup Photoshop Contest: The Last Hurrah

Slushee Cup Photoshop Contest: The Last Hurrah

Just a reminder everyone, today’s the last day for our Slushee Cup Photoshop Contest.  Head on over to our Facebook page and post your entries or vote for your favorites before tomorrow when we announced the winner.  Best entry gets …

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The Slushee Cup Photoshop Contest

The Slushee Cup Photoshop Contest

We want to see your most inappropriate movie/drink cup tie ins.  Head to our Facebook page and post your best (worst). We loved what you did with Twilight so much we decided it’d be fun to do another photoshop contest to see what kind of…

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Twilight: Eclipse Photoshop Contest Winners

Twilight: Eclipse Photoshop Contest Winners

Well kids, it’s been a bumpy ride full of craziness, suspense and, yes, unwholesome touching.  We tasked you with making Twilight into a watchable film and you didn’t disappoint.  Except with that unwholesome touching business.…

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Twilight:Eclipse Photoshop Contest Redux

Twilight:Eclipse Photoshop Contest Redux

We’re holding the Twilight Photoshop contest over until this Friday because some awesome stuff is still coming in and it’s not like any of us were going to see the movie anyway. Have you seen the commercials? It looks like someone load…

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Twilight: Eclipse Photoshop Contest

Twilight: Eclipse Photoshop Contest

This Wednesday the new Twilight movie drops on an unsuspecting public like so many celluloid turds from the uncaring asses of greedy, Hollywood devils. People are already lined up! And while making jokes at the expense of Twilight is as old as the…

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