Hey kids, do you like the parties and the booze and the funny movies, or at least one of those three things? Sure you do and if you said no, may I direct you to Better Homes and Gardens where nancies like you can learn how to knit a knitting bag. …
To celebrate not only the release of the new movie Dinner for Schmucks starring Steve Carrel and Jeff Dunham, who you may have heard is more popular than this website, we’re running a week long contest for you guys to score some Holy Taco swa…
You guys have proved your chops in the past weeks by brutalizing Twilight and creating Slushee cups that anyone of our mother’s would be proud to suck on. So what else can we do from here? What more can we ask of you? We can ask you to sex…
Last week, we invited our readers to spot the women in the above picture. The winner would receive a t-shirt or something. We never really settled on what the prize would be because we knew there would be no winner.
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We had some delightful entries to the Facebook photoshop contest this week and it was a tough call. But a few of you pulled out the stops and held true to our request for inappropriateness. Thanks to everyone who entered. Now let…
Just a reminder everyone, today’s the last day for our Slushee Cup Photoshop Contest. Head on over to our Facebook page and post your entries or vote for your favorites before tomorrow when we announced the winner. Best entry gets …
We want to see your most inappropriate movie/drink cup tie ins. Head to our Facebook page and post your best (worst).
We loved what you did with Twilight so much we decided it’d be fun to do another photoshop contest to see what kind of…
Well kids, it’s been a bumpy ride full of craziness, suspense and, yes, unwholesome touching. We tasked you with making Twilight into a watchable film and you didn’t disappoint. Except with that unwholesome touching business.…
We’re holding the Twilight Photoshop contest over until this Friday because some awesome stuff is still coming in and it’s not like any of us were going to see the movie anyway. Have you seen the commercials? It looks like someone load…
This Wednesday the new Twilight movie drops on an unsuspecting public like so many celluloid turds from the uncaring asses of greedy, Hollywood devils. People are already lined up! And while making jokes at the expense of Twilight is as old as the…
We know you love Holy Taco, a quick glimpse at the comments on any article makes it apparent we’re more loved than Jesus and Buddha riding unicorns down mainstreet tossing out prophylactics and dollar coins. But we need constant validation o…