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Rent Me To Be Your Strangely Silent New Friend At Parties For Only $39.95!

Micheal Cera

For only one easy payment of $39.95, I will accompany you to a party so you can introduce me to your friends as your neighbor/cousin from Nebraska/autistic kid you’re babysitting, even though I’m like 25. Once at this party, I will play the role of…

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5 Keys To Great Conversation

5 Keys To Great Conversation

This here’s a guest article by Paul K. Pickett, who could talk the birds out of the trees or the pants off our mothers.  Masters of conversation have mastered the rules below to make everything they say as glorious as vomited gold. Stu…

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5 Things Your Family Will Want To Talk About At Thanksgiving

5 Things Your Family Will Want To Talk About At Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is a time for being with your family, and each year millions of fairly intelligent people venture across the country to spend a few days and an enormous meal with the uneducated, borderline-retarded families that they managed to escape …

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