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8 of the Most Awesome Things in the World

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Comedy thrives on negativity. Making fun of something is necessarily negative, it takes a negative view of something. I spend all day on Twitter making fun of Kardashians and Biebers and whatever other stupid thing is afoot. I just used the pejor…

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8 Things Made Cooler with Lasers

8 Things Made Cooler with Lasers

On a brisk autumn’s day in 1967, two scientists, Gary Nusbaum and Rodrick Van Buren finalized their work in a dusty, underfunded lab that was little more than a garage with a Tesla coil and an abacus in a little town in New Mexico. Their wor…

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Are You a REAL Die Hard Fan?

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Nobody Cares About Snowboarding Lemur

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The Hottest Fans of March Madness (BleacherReport)   Joslyn James Sexting (TotalProSports)   Behold The Strokemeister (Manofest)   Heidi Montag and Her Boobs (Coed)   Girls Like Taking The Pill (LemonDrop)   The Sexiest Peop…

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Sidewalk Goatse

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Flexible Babes (TotalProSports)   Jimmy Clausen is Duuuuumb (BleacherReport)   Trade in Yo Bible (Manofest)   Missi Casey Hotness (Coed)   Bar Rafaeli Dups Leo (LemonDrop)   Hot Mail Order Brides (TheChive)   The Best J…

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Nananananananana Bat Jesus!

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Hot Brazilian Chicks Ice Skating (TotalProSports)   The 10 Hottest Players (BleacherReport)   Modern Warfare 2: The Movie (Manofest)   Marissa Miller is Boob Tastic (Coed)   Lindsay Lohan Makin Money (LemonDrop)   The Fish T…

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Chairy Became a Crack Whore

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May Your New Year Be As Exciting as an Exploding Firework Factory

May Your New Year Be As Exciting as an Exploding Firework Factory

  Are you tired of having so much fun every New Year’s Eve? Then you should try watching an old video of a fireworks factory exploding.  After this, nothing will seem very exciting, unless it’s another, larger fireworks factor…

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Welcome Back, Dead Celebrities of 2009

Welcome Back, Dead Celebrities of 2009

2009 has been a busy year for celebrity deaths. We think it’s only appropriate to honor our favorite fallen entertainers in the best way we know how: by bringing them back from the dead as zombies for one last "we think you were pretty aw…

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Pedobear: He’s Everywhere You Want To Be

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The Hottest Girls In The WWE (TotalProSports)   Dapper Dudes And Silhouette Shirts (MadeMan)   David Ragan And His Crazy Experiments (AllLeftTurns)   T.J Miller Auditions For Yogi Bear (ScreenJunkies)   The New Guys Of The UFC (C…

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Everything You Love Is The Same Thing!

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Hot Gators Fan Poses For Playboy (TotalProSports)   The Most Unsafe Vehicle Of The Year (MadeMan)   Check Out Nascar On Facebook (AllLeftTurns)   The 12 Best Movie Theater Munchies (ScreenJunkies)   Karo Parisyan Is Against Himse…

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