When Drunks Meet Cops: 5 Oscar-Worthy Performances

Getting behind the wheel of a car when you’re wasted is one of the stupidest things you can do. But some people still do it. So when the cops pull them over, we are given a reality show that’s better than all the Real Worlds, Osbournes and Fear Factor’s combined. In honor of Shia Leboeuf’s recent entrance into the “idiots who drive while wasted” hall of shame, here are five Oscar-worthy performances.

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5. If you’re going down on the pavement, make sure you don’t use your hands, arms or shoulders to soften the blow. Your head is a great way to break that fall.

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4. Note to wasted idiots everywhere: If you drop your license, let the officer pick it up. But, if you do decide to pick it up, make sure your ass crack is showing and you make a nice sighing noise as your head goes through the wall.
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Cops Get Nasty With Miss Nevada

Former Miss Nevada Katie Rees (pictured here after a passerby accidentally dropped a contact lens down Rees’ pants) is back in trouble. Associated Press reports:

The former Miss Nevada USA was held for about 12 hours in Clark County jail after police said she was stopped while driving about 3 a.m. Wednesday and became physically aggressive toward a Las Vegas police officer.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a porno that started like that, I’d be rich. Wait… doing the math…. actually I’d have $12.45. Anyway, Rees’ lawyer Mario Torres says the cops used too much force.

“Based on the information I’ve received, the officer was very aggressive with her. They used aggression against her,” says Torres.

He went on to say “They were aggressively aggressing her and then they picked up an aggression and beat her over the aggression with it, very aggressively.”

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