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“Nah-uh, because the mouse would have been melted in the Mountain Dew!” Is The Worst Legal Argument Ever Presented To A Court

Do you know what BVO is? It’s a chemical additive found in limited quantities in sodas like Mountain Dew and Fanta. It’s added in to soda to give more consistent, more even flavor so every sip tastes the same. BVO is found mostly in sodas with citr…

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Wanna Slap An Endangered Seal? That’ll Cost You $100

posted 06/27/2011
by Luis Prada

You don’t get many chances in life to bitchslap a seal right across its slippery little face. You don’t really encounter them very often outside of the context of an aquarium — but when you seem them there, balancing large rubber balls on the…

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5 Arguments That Destroyed Charlie Sheen’s Bid for Custody

posted 04/20/2011
by Ian Fortey

Charlie Sheen took his ex, Brooke Meuller, to court in a bid to get sole custody of their children. He lost. This is like learning that Jeffery Dahmer’s application to be a scout leader was rejected. That Amy Winehouse’s beauty salon isn’t turning…

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Lindsay Lohan’s Alternate Nail Designs

posted 07/08/2010
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Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in prison for being an idiot. To show her appreciation, and why she’s an idiot, she took the time to write "f*ck U" on one of her fingernails. She’s a classy broad. And …

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Britney Spears Jury Is Deadlocked. Also, Stupid.

posted 10/19/2008
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A couple weeks back I had dinner with some friends, who brought along a couple people I had never met before. During this dinner, I made a joke that referenced amputees, and this girl looked at me and said “How dare you, my brother was born …

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“Nah-uh, because the mouse would have been melted in the Mountain Dew!” Is The Worst Legal Argument Ever Presented To A Court

Wanna Slap An Endangered Seal? That’ll Cost You $100

5 Arguments That Destroyed Charlie Sheen’s Bid for Custody

Lindsay Lohan’s Alternate Nail Designs

Britney Spears Jury Is Deadlocked. Also, Stupid.

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