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A Flowchart To Determine If You Should Call 911

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Being in an emergency situation is incredibly stressful and confusing. It’s like having sex with a girl who’s way too hot to be banging you, except without as much screaming and crying. Luckily, flowcharts were invented to he…

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Aquaman Was Addicted To This Stuff

posted 04/01/2009
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Don’t Take Coolio’s Stepkid’s Lunch…Or His Crack

posted 03/07/2009
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Remember when Coolio was just that wacky-haired rapper who had a chair-straddling contest with Michelle Pfeiffer? Well, now he’s that wacky-haired rapper who had a chair-straddling contest with Michelle Pfeiffer who also smokes crack.…

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Deer Crack Dealer

posted 02/10/2009
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ALF’s Dad Loves Gay Sex And Crack

posted 12/08/2008
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Sometimes a news story falls through the cracks. Apparently back in 2001, Max Wright, the loving father of Gordon Shumway, aka ALF, aka Alien Life Form, was photographed by the National Enquirer smoking crack and having gay sex with homeless…

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Amy Winehouse Hangs With Bad Company. Not The Band.

posted 06/11/2008
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Recently there was a video going around showing Amy Winehouse doing what looked to be crack, which got everyone all concerned about her well being. But to me, the video confirmed that she’s probably doing okay, because if you still own a vid…

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Old People Freebase The Darndest Things

posted 04/14/2008
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There are a lot of awesome things going on in the first sentence of this news story: JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — A 22-year-old man is accused of balling up pieces of bread and trying to sell them as crack cocaine to senior citizens in a Florida nurs…

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Amy Winehouse Is Very British

posted 02/10/2008
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Hallo Govna! Sweep your chimney I will I will! Jesus, what an accent. Apparently she grew up in Oliver Twist’s orphanage. I have to fight the urge to serve her gruel and beat her with a ruler. Amy Winehouse took home 5 Grammy awards on Su…

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A Flowchart To Determine If You Should Call 911

Aquaman Was Addicted To This Stuff

Don’t Take Coolio’s Stepkid’s Lunch…Or His Crack

Deer Crack Dealer

ALF’s Dad Loves Gay Sex And Crack

Amy Winehouse Hangs With Bad Company. Not The Band.

Old People Freebase The Darndest Things

Amy Winehouse Is Very British

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