How To Order a Phonebook Hooker

June 2nd, 2009 | 01:08 pm
How To Order a Phonebook Hooker

 As you may have noticed, Craigslist recently abolished their "Erotic Services" section. Don't worry, though: the Sex-for-Money business will always persevere, even if it means that we have to revert back to the ancient way of doing things, the way...

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