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This Meth Is Making Me Thirsty!

This Meth Is Making Me Thirsty!

By Pete Dembowski – Meth Head God damn, this meth is making me thirsty. Do you have any bottled water? No? That’s OK. I’ll just drink some from the old tire in that ditch. Gross! This tire has hair on it! I hate hair. I wish I was…

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The Upside of Being Homeless

The Upside of Being Homeless

With roughly five-to-six hundred thousand people living on the streets, homelessness is no laughing matter. Well, that’s not completely true. Anytime you see a grown man walking around with his pants full of poo, you’re bound to get a c…

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Guest Column: What Crazy Homeless Guy’s Deal Is

Guest-Column-What-Crazy-Homeless-Guys-Deal

  What’s up, you guys!  It’s me, the homeless guy who’s always screaming profanities in your neighborhood at 2am.  I’m the guy who causes you to lose a lot of sleep, call the police every now and then, and fee…

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