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10 Books for the Insane

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I sometimes wonder what it’s like to be insane. I don’t mean minor league insane, like my family, but big ol’ crazy insane, like people who yell at pots and pans and hear voices and maybe try to build living meat statues for the L…

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8 Celebrities Who Are Literally Insane

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Here’s another guest article by Nicholas Pell, who sometimes hides in celebrities’ closets We love Sly & the Family Stone, but the news that Sly is living in a van in Compton to avoid the FBI is too funny not to laugh. Sly is the la…

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Waiting for the Punch Line at the End of the Charlie Sheen Rollercoaster

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I decided about three days ago to stop writing about Charlie Sheen once it became abundantly clear his zany behavior was simply orchestrated for attention, the world’s most preposterous publicity stunt towards an end that probably doesn’t matter. …

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5 Ways To Go Crazy From Loneliness

5 Ways To Go Crazy From Loneliness

There’s something to be said for getting in touch with yourself, taking some time to be alone and all that jazz which is mostly masturbation double talk. The problem with all that alone time is that sometimes your brain hates you so much it …

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Drunken Argument Friday: Scary Sex vs Boring Sex

Drunken Argument Friday: Scary Sex vs Boring Sex

When we took up the mantle here at Holy Taco we were told we had to engage in some social drinking in the office if we wanted to get anything done right. This was not a problem as most of us had been drinking mouthwash recreationally for years. Thi…

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What the Hell is That Key For?

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Royals Fan FAIL! (TotalProSports)   The Hottest Sports WAGs (BleacherReport)   Hot Russian Graduation Girls (TheChive)   The Most Innappropriate Carwash in the World (IAmBored)   Jenny Poussin Hotness (Coed)   The Best Actio…

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Dance Party!

Dance Party!

  This just killed the ghost of elvis.   Cheerleaders Want To Tell You Something (TotalProSports) Tiki Barbers Mistress (BleacherReport) When Women Harass Men (Manofest) Michelle Hunzicker Hotness (TheChive) How To Do It In A Car (Coed)…

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Stupid Insane Dog Looking Insanely Stupid

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Justin & Johnny: Fat Crazy Boobs

Justin & Johnny: Fat Crazy Boobs

Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we’re discussing things.  Today Justin and Johnny had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.  

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Three Christmas Busey Moon

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Snowboarder Clings To Cliff Ledge [pics] (TotalProSports)   9 Horribly Wrong Sex Myths (MadeMan)   Wendy Venturini Hotness (AllLeftTurns)   Life Lessons From The Goodfellas (ScreenJunkies)   GirlSpeak Can Be Dangerous (LemonDrop)…

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Overheard at Thanksgiving

Overheard at Thanksgiving

  Everyone’s family is insane. This is why, whenever you go home for the holidays and hang out with your third cousins and your 90-year old grandmother, you always manage to hear things that are either slightly racist, totally ridiculou…

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