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Cabbage Patch Kids: Forever Creepy

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Now that the worst Oscars ever are over, and all the world’s problems are solved, we can go back to focusing on nostalgia! Let’s talk about Cabbage Patch Kids. Remember those? Remember how weird-looking they were? Do you even know where…

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And This Is What The Joker Would Look Like If He Were A Creepy Baby Doll

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Hey, remember how Heath Ledger’s portrayal of the Joker in The Dark Knight was really creepy and unnerving? Yeah, well, now it’s a baby. Ha! Now try to get to sleep! We’re just layering creepy on top of creepy at this point because we’ve gotten tir…

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25 Creepy Stuffed Toys

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Stuffed toys are some of the first you’ll give a child, due to their lack of sharp corners and/or arsenic. And while that’s all fine and good you should probably not give them creepy, nightmare toys. Unless you’re positive it…

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High School Chicks Are Legally Allowed To Post Racy Pics On Facebook? Allllllriiiiiight!

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Guest Editorial Written By Your Town’s Creepy Pervert Guy Man, used to be I had to hop in my Beast Machine (my ’93 Corolla) and cruse around high school parking lots at around three’o’clock if I wanted to get an eye-load of primo high school chick …

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6 Things Possibly Wrong with 16 Year Old Bride Courtney Stodden

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51 year old Doug Hutchison and his creepy 16 year old wife refuse to go away, because society is fascinated by a train wreck that seems to be wrong on a basic moral level. Defenders will argue the point and say that it’s legal for them to be marrie…

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5 Celebrities on the Julian Assange Creepy Dude Scale

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While on some level Julian Assange might be a crusader for freedom of information and free speech, on every other level he’s a creepy Eurotrash douche nozzle who’s in love with himself and convinced of his own superiority. He’s basically one of th…

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How to Be Mistaken for a Pedophile

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Today’s guest article is by C. Coville, who knows a thing or two about being creepy. At first, you might say to yourself “Why would anyone want to be mistaken for a pedophile? Unless you are into society-wide shunning and getting beaten…

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25 Awesomely Creepy Christmas Portraits

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The best thing about the holidays probably has nothing to do with anything in this gallery. That aside, big thanks to Awkward Family Photos for knowing where to look to find the people who shouldn’t be allowed to use cameras.

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Profiles In Creepiness: Reborn Dolls

Profiles In Creepiness: Reborn Dolls

As humans, we at Holy Taco will, on occasion, vomit. It’s usually because we’ve confused the Jack Daniels with Drain-O, ate a hot dog with a green-ish hue, or shoved our fingers down our throats because we’re too fat. Rarely do we…

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The 5 Creepiest Non-Porn Things On the Internet

The 5 Creepiest Non-Porn Things On the Internet

The internet is full of awfulness, just like most things in the world but when writing a focused article like this we have to pretend like it stands out in some way. It’s kind of like how people think sexting is ruining the morality of the y…

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Twilight: First Blood by Roman Polanski

Twilight:  First Blood by Roman Polanski

While Roman Polanski was under house arrest in Switzerland fighting extradition for a 1978 statutory rape conviction, he spent his time writing pitches and treatments for various films. Now that he’s out, Holy Taco has obtained one such pitch…

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