I used to love robots. The thought of having a bunch of C-3PO’s wandering around got me pretty excited. In fact, whenever I would see a robot or someone said the word robot I would yell out “BOTS!” Now, after seeing this 5-year-old “robot girl” with her weird eyes and her super creepy features, I don’t think I like robots anymore. In fact, I think we should pass a law that will cease any and all robot creation in the world. This isn’t a cute little Number 5 or an R2D2 who will save the day and defeat the bad guys. This thing is pure evil. Just imagine owning this robot (BOTS!) and waking up in the middle of the night with this thing standing next to your bed. Someone needs to stab this thing in the face before it takes over the world.
Other crap to look at:
Rita G’s swimsuit video shoot (drunkenstepfather)
The Sarah Palin sex tape (gorillamask)
Guy knocks out teen in McDonald’s (nothingtoxic)
T Pain vs his vocoder (EJB)
Carla Campbell is attractive (doubleviking)
Jessica Simpson might get married (theblemish)
Diora Baird in Maxim UK (cameltap)
Th awkward dump truck (tastybooze)
Even as a young child I was a little bit scared of Mr. Rogers. I don’t know what it was, but something about an elderly man that lived alone, played with make-believe puppets and hung out with an extremely nervous mail man. And the only other people I’ve seen who speak in his slow, calm and plodding way was Jeffrey Dahmer.
Check out this real and untouched video of Mr. Rogers breakdancing and tell me which one you think is creepier. Leave your votes in the comments section. Whoever leaves the best argument (for either side) will win something off my desk.
Well, you can stop looking because I found it. Manbabies.com is the creepiest site I think I have ever seen on the Internet. The idea of putting baby heads on guys and guy heads on babies is simple, but the result is like a horrible car accident. You don’t want to look, but you can’t look away (or rifle through the corpse’s pockets for loose change and credit cards.) Here are a few more…
The picture above is part of a group of advertisements MADE BY Disney that are being used by the Shanghai Zhenxin Garment Company to sell Disney clothes in China. TMZ has the rest of the pictures (there’s 15) and reports:
TMZ has turned up Disney ads marketing lacy, sexy lingerie by models who are made to look underage. They’re hawking bras, undies and lacy boy shorts. They are nothing short of seductive.
Now, just a couple days ago, Disney was shocked and appalled at the photos that were taken of Miley Cyrus in Vanity Fair. But in Disney’s defense, maybe Disney has a “It’s not pedophilia if it’s in another country” rule. Sort of like “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas,” except switch out “What” with “Picture of teenage girls in lingerie” and “Vegas” with “China.” Look, I know people are always quick to call someone or something inappropriate or pedophilia, but I usually judge it like this: If I found (insert object or photo) in my uncle’s drawer (my normal uncle, not the one who I already think may be a pedophile), would I immediately wash my hands after touching said object or picture? Here’s two examples:
If I Found The Miley Cyrus photo: No, I’d probably just think it was a little weird, but then I’d go make a sandwich and if on the way to making a sandwich I passed by a bathroom, then sure, I’d wash.
If I Found The Disney Lingerie Photos: I’d drop the photo immediately, slowly walk backwards out of the room and then burn my clothes in a trash can underneath a free way over pass.
You think just because someone’s elected, they get to be president? No sir, before anybody moves into the White House, they have to pass an entrance exam.
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