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Five Wannabe Super Heroes Who Got Arrested

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by Jim Tews

We’d all love to be able to live our lives as caped crusaders. Fighting crime, getting scores of offers from women, but often rejecting them to continue fighting crime. It’s a fantasy life that’s best left for daydreams and rolepl…

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5 Head Shakingly Sad Reasons for Going to Jail

posted 06/24/2011
by Ian Fortey

5 Head Shakingly Sad Reasons for Going to Jail

Take it from our intern, going to jail is no fun. From delousing to cavity searches to bunking with that guy who always smelled like coleslaw, it’s a bad world not mde for the gentle sensibilities of Holy Taco readers. But before you jaunt off to…

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25 of the Unhappiest Mugshots Ever

posted 06/16/2011
by Ian Fortey

By and large, no one is happy when they get their mugshot taken (though we could do a gallery of people who seemed thrilled). But some folks really take it pretty hard.

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How to Prepare for Your Appearance on COPS

posted 05/16/2011
by Ian Fortey

So you’ve decided you’re going to be on COPS! Good for you! Everybody wants to be famous, but most of us have no discernible talent to get us to that point. Luckily, some years ago, crafty Hollywood types realized this and invented reality TV, a…

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Steve Urkel Punches Fake Boobies and 5 Other Washed Up Celebrity Hijinks

posted 08/13/2010
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Word has it that Jaleel White, better known as Steve Urkel from TV’s “This F*ckin’ Sucks” has taken up amateur boxing. Specifically, he’s been playing the speed bag on some lady’s breast implant. That someone t…

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