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25 of the Unhappiest Mugshots Ever

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By and large, no one is happy when they get their mugshot taken (though we could do a gallery of people who seemed thrilled). But some folks really take it pretty hard.

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Holy Taco’s Incoherent Notes From Our Viewing of Oprah’s Final Show

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After 25 years, Oprah Winfrey ends her juggernaut of an afternoon talk show today. While many middle aged women will miss their daily dose of health and beauty tips presented by underage hooker mothers that survived African civil wars (Ed. Note: we…

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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Makes Retarded British Kids Cry

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Makes Retarded British Kids Cry

MODERN WARFARE 2 SUCKS – Watch more Funny Videos Just give it some time, dude.  You gotta learn the maps!

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Call This Number If You Really Want To Cry

Call This Number If You Really Want To Cry

  At some point in the 90s, someone who had enough money to produce a commercial and air it on television thought this was a good idea.   Other Crap To Look At: We Have The Best Photo Section On The Web (Funny Photos) It’s Lauren V…

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Fat Giants Fan Gives Fat Giants Fans A Bad Name

Fat Giants Fan Gives Fat Giants Fans A Bad Name

    As a football fan, I can relate to some of this guy’s points. You waste 17 weeks of your life watching a piece of shit team that only lets you down. If you’re lucky, your team wins once, maybe twice in your lifetime (screw…

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The Worst Day Of Their Lives

The Worst Day Of Their Lives

    I don’t think you ever really get over something like this.   via Unique Daily

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8 Most Awkward Childhood Moments

8 Most Awkward Childhood Moments

Growing up is one embarrassing moment after another. Here’s a few moments that tend to stand out from the rest. 8. WET DREAM When you wake up from your first wet dream, you’re basically like one of those soldiers in the first twenty mi…

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Terrell Owens Wants To Be Tony Romo’s Tight End

Terrell Owens Wants To Be Tony Romo’s Tight End

I understand it can be difficult to have a great season and then get bounced out of the playoffs after just one game. So I’m not blaming T.O. for showing a little emotion after the ‘Boys loss to the Giants. I mean, how can I blame him w…

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