Happy Birthday Cyborgs! Yes, it’s another Cyber Monday and that means you’re legally required to pleasure or be pleasured by a machine today. But is that all there is to Cyber Monday? Ha ha, yes. The end.
Just joshin’ ya! Oh man, did yo…
This is the paragraph where I tell you about what the internet has done for mankind and then turn it into a joke about sex and porn or something. It’s kind of played out, however, so really this is all you get. Then that will be my segue into thi…