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5 Cyber Ways to Celebrate Cyber Monday

cyber monday

Happy Birthday Cyborgs! Yes, it’s another Cyber Monday and that means you’re legally required to pleasure or be pleasured by a machine today. But is that all there is to Cyber Monday? Ha ha, yes. The end.   Just joshin’ ya! Oh man, did yo…

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6 Ways to Request Sex From Strangers Online

SEX AND THE CITY

This is the paragraph where I tell you about what the internet has done for mankind and then turn it into a joke about sex and porn or something. It’s kind of played out, however, so really this is all you get. Then that will be my segue into thi…

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