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The 5 Best Monsters for Dads

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Probably your dad sucks. It’s the nature of dads. Like maybe as a dad he’s awesome, but I mean in the grand scheme of things he sucks compared to a ninja or a robot, right? Of course.

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Please Stop Pole Dancing, Dad

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Hey Dad, Hope you’re not totally caught off guard by this letter, but there’s an issue that myself and the rest of the family have to bring to your attention. It’s about your pole dancing. We’ve been supporting you for long e…

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4 Father’s Day Gift Ideas

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Let’s face it: father’s day will never be as important as mother’s day. Fathers are generally the least respected member of a household, right behind the family pet and deceased grandparents. The reasons for this vary from family to family, but, ag…

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Replace Your Absent Father With a Poster

Replace Your Absent Father With a Poster

Is little Johnny sad that daddy won’t be home anymore due to his excessive drinking and proclivity for banging hookers in the basement? Does he need a male role model in his life? If this describes your familial situation, then don’t b…

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25 Godawful Fathers

25 Godawful Fathers

Happy Father’s Day – now go tell your dad you’re glad he wasn’t any of these sorry sons-of-bitches.  

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Inner Monologue of My Dad Trying To Use Twitter

Inner Monologue of My Dad Trying To Use Twitter

Yeah, that’s right, I’m a modern guy. I got a new portable phone that can get the world wide internet on. I can check my compuserve email whenever I want. I can download my favorite youtubes. And best of all, I can keep in touch with my …

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Darius Seems Nice

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Stupid Argument Friday: What’s Worse: Seeing Your Grandma Naked, or Walking In On Your Dad Masturbating?

Stupid Argument Friday: What’s Worse: Seeing Your Grandma Naked, or Walking In On Your Dad Masturbating?

  When we’re not busy pretending to be drunk so that people will excuse our unruly behavior, we like to argue about really stupid things, like what’s worse: seeing your grandma naked, or walking in on your dad while he’s mast…

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The Day My Dad Was Accidentally the Coolest DJ In Florida

The Day My Dad Was Accidentally the Coolest DJ In Florida

My dad is a pretty normal guy.  He collects guns and swords, he designs and manufactures his own flea circuses, and he’s always dressing up as a wizard and doing magic tricks for people.  Y’know, just normal "Dad" stu…

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Terrible Fathers: A Gallery

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Sunday is Father’s Day; the one day of the year that you’re required to celebrate how great your dad is.  Just in case you need a little motivation, we decided to remind you how of good your dad is by paying tribute to the really te…

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It Must Be “Bring Your Daughter To Bachelor Party” Day

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