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4 Father’s Day Gift Ideas

Let’s face it: father’s day will never be as important as mother’s day. Fathers are generally the least respected member of a household, right behind the family pet and deceased grandparents. The reasons for this vary from family to family, but, ag…

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Replace Your Absent Father With a Poster

posted 12/02/2010
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Is little Johnny sad that daddy won’t be home anymore due to his excessive drinking and proclivity for banging hookers in the basement? Does he need a male role model in his life? If this describes your familial situation, then don’t b…

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25 Godawful Fathers

posted 06/20/2010
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Happy Father’s Day – now go tell your dad you’re glad he wasn’t any of these sorry sons-of-bitches.

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Inner Monologue of My Dad Trying To Use Twitter

posted 03/22/2010
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Yeah, that’s right, I’m a modern guy. I got a new portable phone that can get the world wide internet on. I can check my compuserve email whenever I want. I can download my favorite youtubes. And best of all, I can keep in touch with my …

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Darius Seems Nice

posted 01/19/2010
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Stupid Argument Friday: What’s Worse: Seeing Your Grandma Naked, or Walking In On Your Dad Masturbating?

posted 11/27/2009
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When we’re not busy pretending to be drunk so that people will excuse our unruly behavior, we like to argue about really stupid things, like what’s worse: seeing your grandma naked, or walking in on your dad while he’s mast…

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The Day My Dad Was Accidentally the Coolest DJ In Florida

posted 10/07/2009
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My dad is a pretty normal guy. He collects guns and swords, he designs and manufactures his own flea circuses, and he’s always dressing up as a wizard and doing magic tricks for people. Y’know, just normal "Dad" stu…

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Terrible Fathers: A Gallery

posted 06/19/2009
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Sunday is Father’s Day; the one day of the year that you’re required to celebrate how great your dad is. Just in case you need a little motivation, we decided to remind you how of good your dad is by paying tribute to the really te…

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It Must Be “Bring Your Daughter To Bachelor Party” Day

posted 03/24/2009
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Asian Dads are Awesome

posted 03/17/2009
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More Insanely Bad/Awesome TV Commercials (Screenjunkies) Food Marathon and Carolina Mash Up (CarolinaOnCrack) St. Patty’s Day Chicks (Cracked) Girl Next Door Brittany (BullzEye) Holly Madison’s Stripper Quick…

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ALF’s Dad Loves Gay Sex And Crack

posted 12/08/2008
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Sometimes a news story falls through the cracks. Apparently back in 2001, Max Wright, the loving father of Gordon Shumway, aka ALF, aka Alien Life Form, was photographed by the National Enquirer smoking crack and having gay sex with homeless…

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4 Father’s Day Gift Ideas

Replace Your Absent Father With a Poster

25 Godawful Fathers

Inner Monologue of My Dad Trying To Use Twitter

Darius Seems Nice

Stupid Argument Friday: What’s Worse: Seeing Your Grandma Naked, or Walking In On Your Dad Masturbating?

The Day My Dad Was Accidentally the Coolest DJ In Florida

Terrible Fathers: A Gallery

It Must Be “Bring Your Daughter To Bachelor Party” Day

Asian Dads are Awesome

ALF’s Dad Loves Gay Sex And Crack

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