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Ostriches Want To Have Sex With Us

Ostrich

Have you ever stared deeply in to the eyes of an ostrich and felt as though you were being held in the arms of a tender lover? Wait…did you just say yes? Hey, everybody reading this: let’s all point and laugh at the one guy that actually said yes! H…

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The Morning Jolt – A Typical Day in Asia

The Morning Jolt – A Typical Day in Asia

For real, on any given day in China or Japan, Korea or Taiwan, this shit is always happening. You can’t stop it.

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Behind the Music: Shivaji

Behind the Music: Shivaji

Title of this doesn’t make sense to you? No worries, neither will that video from a movie called Shivaji. It’s 5 minutes of some of the most insane shit ever committed to video that includes a choreographed dance number and India&rsqu…

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A Review Of Ace Of Base’s First New Song In Forever

A Review Of Ace Of Base’s First New Song In Forever

Do you remember Ace of Base? That dance music group that was really popular in the 90s with their smash hits “Sign,” “All That She Wants,” and “Don’t Turn Around”? No? Liar. Of course you remember the glor…

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25 Truffle Shuffles

25-Truffle-Shuffles

The Truffle Shuffle helped make the Goonies into the cultural phenomenon it was and is. The movie turned 25 this year, so let’s celebrate with the exploitation of fat people.

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New War Strategy: Out Gay The Terrorists

New War Strategy: Out Gay The Terrorists

  These guys took a preemptive strike on the "don’t ask don’t tell" policy change.   Tea Time With Tyson (TotalProSports) Over-Protective Cat is Over-Protective (Buzzfeed) Who’s The Worst College Team? (Bleache…

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Bored White Guy is Bored

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How To Pass Time in Russia

How To Pass Time in Russia

  Are you going to have to hypnotize someone to get them to sleep with you on Valentine’s Day? Just have them watch this retarded video.   25 Hot Olympians (TotalProSports) How To Record Your Album (MadeMan)  Nascar will chang…

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What’s Worse Than The Last 3 Predator Movies?

What’s Worse Than The Last 3 Predator Movies?

  Have you ever wondered why Predator wears a fishnet body suit? Well, wonder no more, because our friends over at ScreenJunkies have the answer, and we can’t wait for the next exciting installment of the Predator film series: Alien vs. …

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May Your Christmas Be Half This Merry

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15 Sexy Christmas Cheerleaders (TotalProSports)   9 Horribly Wrong Sex Myths (MadeMan)   Wendy Venturini Hotness (AllLeftTurns)   Life Lessons From The Goodfellas (ScreenJunkies)   GirlSpeak Can Be Dangerous (LemonDrop) &nb…

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Sexy Fail

Sexy Fail

I’d still do her.

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