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Ostriches Want To Have Sex With Us

Have you ever stared deeply in to the eyes of an ostrich and felt as though you were being held in the arms of a tender lover? Wait…did you just say yes? Hey, everybody reading this: let’s all point and laugh at the one guy that actually said yes! H…

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Classic Clip: What News Anchors Do During Commercials

posted 11/22/2009
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So This Is What They Do During The Break. – Watch more Funny Videos There are no good videos on the internet today, so here’s one of our favorite old clips, featuring Chicago news anchors Robert Jordan and Jackie Bange. Yeah, that’…

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As Graceful As A Cement Truck Falling Off A Cliff

posted 11/11/2009
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Dont Mess With Hockey Coaches (TotalProSports) Margaritas 101 (MadeMan) Carl Edwards Is The Right Price (AllLeftTurns) New Clash Of The Titans Trailer (ScreenJunkies) Rampage Jackson And His Wicked Stunts (Cagepotato) &nb…

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Best Weatherman Ever

posted 11/10/2009
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This might be the best weatherman ever. You can tell that the anchorman is totaly jealous that the weather guy is getting the attention of the big breasted co-anchor. He even goes as far as to draw a sad face on his score card. What a dick. …

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Inner Monologue of a High School Freshman Attending His First Dance

posted 11/02/2009
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God dammit. This clip on tie is not staying put at all. It’s alright, don’t get caught up in the details. Just try to enjoy the experience. I mean, a chick asked me to the Sadie Hawkins dance. That’s p…

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It’s Halloween Weekend!

posted 10/30/2009
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The Grand Marshall of Halloween is officially declaring it party time. And let me tell you, he’s got some sick ass dance moves. I hope he’s not at the party I’m at this weekend, because I can’t compete with that.…

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Hey, Look at These Midgets!

posted 10/13/2009
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We don’t expect you to watch this entire 5 1/2 min. video of deformed Indian guys singing and dancing. Just remember: if you’re deformed, one way to keep people from being horrified when they look at you is to distract them…

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Please Vader, Don’t Hurt ‘Em

posted 07/31/2009
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MC Hammer Vader Busts a Move – Watch more Funny Videos Either the Empire is in real trouble and Darth Vader is entering talent shows for the prize money, or MC Hammer is trying way too hard to get his career back. Either way, this video is pre…

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Mr T Raps About Genealogy , Fool

posted 07/21/2009
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It’s a shame we don’t have good role models like we did in the 80′s to teach kids the importance of genealogy. Because you can’t know where you’re going, if you don’t know where you’re from. Shut up,…

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Yes, She’s a Real Stripper. No, You Can’t Pay Her with Monopoly Money.

posted 04/24/2009
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Female German Shoppers Are Vicious (Sickpigs) Mary Kate Olsen: Intellectual Film Judge (DailyFill) Raccoon Butt Shelf (Urlesque) Five Retarded Superstitions With Logical Explanations (Cracked) Vampire Girl …

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Britney Spears Turns To Dancing

posted 01/20/2008
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So, we’ve refrained a bit from posting non-stop Britney stories mostly because their headlines are as stupid as this one. But something about this story struck me as retarded. With pup London in hand, Britney Spears headed to the millennium …

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Ostriches Want To Have Sex With Us

Classic Clip: What News Anchors Do During Commercials

As Graceful As A Cement Truck Falling Off A Cliff

Best Weatherman Ever

Inner Monologue of a High School Freshman Attending His First Dance

It’s Halloween Weekend!

Hey, Look at These Midgets!

Please Vader, Don’t Hurt ‘Em

Mr T Raps About Genealogy , Fool

Yes, She’s a Real Stripper. No, You Can’t Pay Her with Monopoly Money.

Britney Spears Turns To Dancing

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