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25 New Jokes for Dane Cook

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You may not have heard but while Keystone pipelines were being sent to China and Wikipedias were being shut down, in LA, alleged comedian Dane Cook showed up at the Laugh Factory and proceeded to inject semi-solid hate directly into the eyeballs and…

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2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 1, Day 3

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      Welcome to day three of HolyTaco’s 2009 Douchebag Tournament. Before we get to today’s matchups, here are the results from yesterday’s games.   Click here to see the updated bracket.   Much like the …

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Dane Cook Is Crappy

Dane Cook Is Crappy

Apparently Dane Cook a)Still doesn’t make enough money to not live in an apartment and b)Is still listed as a comedian in news articles. I know it’s popular to hate on Dane Cook these days, but, yeah, no, I just know it’s still p…

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