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25 Things You Can Say To Your Dog but Not Your Date

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Just to clarify, we’re not saying you can’t say these things, just maybe never on a first date until you’ve established some kind of proper rapport that supports such things. Also, last minute edit, I’m told I lifted this idea from Whose Line is it…

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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Go on a Date

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Setting: A busy, hip, urban restaurant. Waitresses dress like they are at the club, there is a wine list and a bottled water list. All food is served in dishes devoid of right angles. You can be Kobe beef sliders because they are whimsical. The…

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Win a Date with Holy Taco

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Hey there, sweetness, you’re lookin’ mighty fine. Oh, sorry, didn’t see you there. I was talking to myself. Yes kids, Holy Taco is presenting to you an unprecedented opportunity – a date with this website. Never dated a website before? No worri…

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What Happens When You Have Valentine’s Reservations at White Castle?

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Eating at White Castle on Valentine’s Day is like going to Hooters on Easter Sunday, but less spiritual

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Classic Taco – A Flowchart to Determine if You’re Going to Have Sex on this Date

Classic Taco – A Flowchart to Determine if You’re Going to Have Sex on this Date

When you’re out on a date, it’s hard to avoid wondering whether or not the night is going to end with you having sex.  With that in mind, we’ve created this handy flowchart to help you determine whether or not your going to ha…

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A Flowchart to Determing if You’re Going to Have Sex on this Date

A Flowchart to Determing if You’re Going to Have Sex on this Date

When you’re out on a date, it’s hard to avoid wondering whether or not the night is going to end with you having sex.  With that in mind, we’ve created this handy flowchart to help you determine whether or not your going to ha…

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