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6 Types of Girls You’ll Meet on a Reality Dating Show

Right now there is a dating show on TV. Flick through the channels, it’s there. From decrepit reruns of Chuck Woolery’s Love Connection to Excused, the 5th Wheel, the Bachelor, Flavor of Love and a few thousand others, the idea that you could mee…

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Website Prevents Accidental Icelandic Inbreeding

posted 02/06/2012
by Luis Prada

For most of us, incest isn’t a problem. We don’t have to worry about it. Yes, your 1st cousin might have a nice rack, but she lives in Newark and long distance incestual relationships never work. Very few among us have to deal with incest and inbree…

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Five Best “Dating On Demand” Videos

posted 09/02/2011
by Jim Tews

Finding a partner with the assistance of technology takes on many forms nowadays, it’s not just Match.com or OkCupid. Now, if you have Comcast cable, you can watch videos of potential mates with “Dating on Demand”, the latest poop…

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Going with It: 6 of the Best Worst Scams to Pick Up Women

posted 06/17/2011
by Ian Fortey

If you’re like the Holy Taco staff, you don’t need tricks to pick up women because you gave up on interpersonal relationships years ago. But if you’re not like us, then maybe you do need some help talking to the fairer sex (that’s ladies; they’re …

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Why Lindsay Lohan Should Date the Staff of Holy Taco

posted 05/24/2011
by Ian Fortey

Lindsay Lohan has had what some might call a spotted history in the limelight. It’s spotted with feces. Feces best described as shit. It’s a train wreck and that train was hauling a inordinate number of boxcars full of shit and hobos who alrea…

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10 Worst Movies To Watch On a Date

posted 01/05/2011
by Jim Tews

Congrats! You finally got that girl from your community college english class to agree to come to your place and watch a movie with you. So many things to consider, you charming devil. What are you going to wear? What are you going to eat? What are…

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4 Ways to Get Rid of Your Girlfriend’s Ex

posted 08/02/2010
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So, you have a girlfriend. Awesome. No life as lonely old hermit for you, eh? Nope, you have a reason to bathe and not turn the hose on neighborhood kids who step on your lawn. You have love! And you must protect it at all costs. Your girlfri…

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Maximize Your Sex Appeal

posted 06/03/2010
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Being sexy is no easy task, just ask an ugly person. Man have they failed. A lot of hard work, effort and, yes, some luck is required to meet the high standards of sexy, especially in this day and age. Back when your grandparents were kid…

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It’s Not Me It’s You

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In the history of lines, few have seemed so insincere as “it’s not you it’s me.” It veritably reeks with desperation, a ploy so soulless that only someone riddled with furious ADHD who’s trying to watch Phineas…

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9 People Who Kill The Mood During Sex

posted 05/26/2010
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There are a lot of "do and don’t"’s during a sexual encounter that most people have a very little trouble following. (i.e. – DO insert your penis, but DON’T sneeze during intercourse). But some people always seem to…

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6 Types of Girls You’ll Meet on a Reality Dating Show

Website Prevents Accidental Icelandic Inbreeding

Five Best “Dating On Demand” Videos

Going with It: 6 of the Best Worst Scams to Pick Up Women

Why Lindsay Lohan Should Date the Staff of Holy Taco

10 Worst Movies To Watch On a Date

4 Ways to Get Rid of Your Girlfriend’s Ex

Maximize Your Sex Appeal

It’s Not Me It’s You

9 People Who Kill The Mood During Sex

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