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6 Types of Girls You’ll Meet on a Reality Dating Show

Right now there is a dating show on TV. Flick through the channels, it’s there. From decrepit reruns of Chuck Woolery’s Love Connection to Excused, the 5th Wheel, the Bachelor, Flavor of Love and a few thousand others, the idea that you could mee…

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Bachelorette of the Week: Alcatraz

posted 05/01/2010
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Who knows? Maybe you can meet that special someone on Holy Taco. But if you do, we get to get wasted and make a speech while you guys are doing it for the first time. No exceptions! Name: Alcatraz Age: 23 Occupation: Regional Manager…

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What to Take on a Weekend Trip with Your Girlfriend

posted 03/02/2010
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Boys are different than girls. Am I right?!

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Flowchart for Losing Your Virginity

posted 02/23/2010
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Based on our comments section, we’re pretty certain that the majority of our readers are under the age of 15, and that means that a few of you might be losing your virginity soon. Your first trip to Tunatown can be stressful and confusin…

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Inner Monologue of a Guy on a Blind Date

posted 02/15/2010
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Shit. I’m early. I showed up early for a blind f*cking date. Is that good or bad? I really have no idea what the etiquette is for this type of thing. Should I go in? I shouldn’t go in. Maybe I should. I dunno. Joh…

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8 Terrible Valentine’s Day Diseases

posted 02/12/2010
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If you like your girlfriend, it’s difficult to figure out what you should get her for Valentine’s Day. If you hate your girlfriend, then it’s really easy to figure out what to do: just give her one of these horrific love-born…

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A Flowchart to Determine How Your Valentine’s Day Will End

posted 02/11/2010
by ywang

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For many people, Valentine’s Day is the most confusing day of the year. We stress about what gifts to buy and how much money to spend, because we know that if we screw anything up, there’s a chance that we might not have sex that n…

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First Date Bingo

posted 01/29/2010
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First dates can be as awkward as seeing your grandma in a mini skirt taking a huge sloppy dump. Fortunately, we’ve created this First Date Bingo Card to help you pass the time:

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Inner Monologue of a Single Guy at the Grocery Store

posted 01/25/2010
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Okay, it’s Monday night. Most of the people going grocery shopping on a Monday night are single, and I don’t think I’m the only one that understands this. You can also go shopping on Thursday night if you’re singl…

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The Worst Swingers Dating Video Ever Made

posted 01/10/2010
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They seem fun.

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Inner Monologue of a Married Man on New Year’s Eve

posted 01/04/2010
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8:15 p.m. This isn’t so bad. Just me, my wife, and some of our married friends. Oh, nice, someone brought out Trivial Pursuit. That’s cool. Why do we have to break into couples teams? What if…

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How To: Ruin a Relationship in 3 Easy Steps

posted 11/04/2009
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Y’know how sometimes you have an awesome, attractive girlfriend who genuinely likes you, is an excellent cook, laughs at all your racist jokes, and loves all of the same things that you do? And you know how whenever you find yourself in …

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6 Types of Girls You’ll Meet on a Reality Dating Show

Bachelorette of the Week: Alcatraz

What to Take on a Weekend Trip with Your Girlfriend

Flowchart for Losing Your Virginity

Inner Monologue of a Guy on a Blind Date

8 Terrible Valentine’s Day Diseases

A Flowchart to Determine How Your Valentine’s Day Will End

First Date Bingo

Inner Monologue of a Single Guy at the Grocery Store

The Worst Swingers Dating Video Ever Made

Inner Monologue of a Married Man on New Year’s Eve

How To: Ruin a Relationship in 3 Easy Steps

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