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25 Honest Thoughts a Guy Had on Tinder

Tinder

23. Take the sun glasses and ski mask off. TELL ME WHO YOU ARE.

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9 People Who Kill The Mood During Sex

9 People Who Kill The Mood During Sex

There are a lot of "do and don’t"’s during a sexual encounter that most people have a very little trouble following. (i.e. – DO insert your penis, but DON’T sneeze during intercourse). But some people always seem to…

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Bachelorette of the Week: Alcatraz

Bachelorette of the Week: Alcatraz

Who knows? Maybe you can meet that special someone on Holy Taco. But if you do, we get to get wasted and make a speech while you guys are doing it for the first time. No exceptions!     Name: Alcatraz Age: 23 Occupation: Regional Manager…

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What to Take on a Weekend Trip with Your Girlfriend

What to Take on a Weekend Trip with Your Girlfriend

Boys are different than girls. Am I right?!    

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Flowchart for Losing Your Virginity

Flowchart for Losing Your Virginity

Based on our comments section, we’re pretty certain that the majority of our readers are under the age of 15, and that means that a few of you might be losing your virginity soon.  Your first trip to Tunatown can be stressful and confusin…

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Inner Monologue of a Guy on a Blind Date

Inner Monologue of a Guy on a Blind Date

Shit. I’m early.  I showed up early for a blind f*cking date.  Is that good or bad? I really have no idea what the etiquette is for this type of thing. Should I go in? I shouldn’t go in.  Maybe I should. I dunno.  Joh…

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8 Terrible Valentine’s Day Diseases

8 Terrible Valentine’s Day Diseases

If you like your girlfriend, it’s difficult to figure out what you should get her for Valentine’s Day.  If you hate your girlfriend, then it’s really easy to figure out what to do: just give her one of these horrific love-born…

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A Flowchart to Determine How Your Valentine’s Day Will End

Flowchart-Determine-How-Your-Valentines-Day-Will-End

For many people, Valentine’s Day is the most confusing day of the year.  We stress about what gifts to buy and how much money to spend, because we know that if we screw anything up, there’s a chance that we might not have sex that n…

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First Date Bingo

First Date Bingo

First dates can be as awkward as seeing your grandma in a mini skirt taking a huge sloppy dump.  Fortunately, we’ve created this First Date Bingo Card to help you pass the time:    

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Inner Monologue of a Single Guy at the Grocery Store

Inner Monologue of a Single Guy at the Grocery Store

Okay, it’s Monday night.  Most of the people going grocery shopping on a Monday night are single, and I don’t think I’m the only one that understands this.  You can also go shopping on Thursday night if you’re singl…

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The Worst Swingers Dating Video Ever Made

The Worst Swingers Dating Video Ever Made

  They seem fun.  

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Inner Monologue of a Married Man on New Year’s Eve

Inner Monologue of a Married Man on New Year’s Eve

  8:15 p.m. This isn’t so bad.  Just me, my wife, and some of our married friends.  Oh, nice,  someone brought out Trivial Pursuit.  That’s cool.  Why do we have to break into couples teams?  What if…

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