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What’s A Sure-Fire Way To Get An Extended Vacation? Fake Your Own Daughter’s Death!

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If you’re human, there’s a good chance you’ve made up an elaborate lie that you’ve used to get a day off from work. There are the classic examples of faking an illness and the death of a grandmother, but rarely do we go to great lengths to give the…

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Is This A Gateway Commercial Or A PSA For Pedophilia?

Is This A Gateway Commercial Or A PSA For Pedophilia?

  I’m not sure which computer commercial metaphor is worse: On one hand, we have the current metaphor used int he Apple commerials where a fat guy says, "I’m a big dumb fat guy, don’t buy the computer that’s like m…

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Feed Your Daughter To The Aligators

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Ronald McDonald’s Daughter Is Hot

Ronald McDonald’s Daughter Is Hot

Ronald McDonald’s Daughter – Watch more free videos Why does every other country have way better commercials than we do? Weirdo clowns don’t make me want to eat cheeseburgers. But hot chicks dressed up as mental patients sure do.

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