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How to Steal David Hasselhoff’s Life

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So, you’ve decided to become Hollywood’s answer to a question that couldn’t be heard over the sound of vomiting and the mass rolling of eyes (which, incidentally, is kind of a wet shucky sound), why? I mean, good for you! You know others may snicker…

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25 Pictures of David Hasselhoff Stealing Your Woman With Sheer Sexiness

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David Hasselhoff just got your woman. Done deal.

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11 People Who Should Be On ‘Dancing with the Stars’

11 People Who Should Be On ‘Dancing with the Stars’

Last night, “Dancing with the Stars” began its 11th season. Let’s put that in perspective. “Seinfeld” ran for nine seasons. “Arrested Development” barley made it three. “Andy Barker, P.I.” only …

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Happy Valentine’s Day From The Hoff

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Maniac Saws Man In Half. Hasselhoff Does Nothing.

Maniac Saws Man In Half. Hasselhoff Does Nothing.

Kevin James Saws A Man In Half – Magic Trick – Watch more free videos After praying that the guy with the chainsaw had actually sawed that dude in half and was getting ready to carve up the Hoff, I realized this was just a magic trick fo…

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