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5 Ways to Revive Breaking Bad While Keeping Walter White Dead

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Bryan Cranston just teased that Walter White might still be alive and that maybe one day, the show could come back. People are going crazy with happiness and anticipation, even though the character returning would ruin his story. Here’s how to…

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RIP Jack Lalanne

RIP Jack Lalanne

You were a machine, dude.

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9 Birds That Should Also Die

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Is it the apocalypse? Is it air pollution? Is it a death cult made up entirely of birds that all drank from the same batch of cyanide-laced Kool Aid? No one knows why thousands of birds have spontaneously dropped dead in Arkansas just after New Yea…

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Holy Taco Threatens The World With An Alien Invasion If Humans Don’t Start Focusing More On Space Travel

Holy Taco Threatens The World With An Alien Invasion If Humans Don’t Start Focusing More On Space Travel

  I’m going to die one day. We all are. But me specifically – that’s what I worry about. I could die in 40 years of a heart attack. I could die tomorrow in a freak piano falling incident. Either way, I’m going to die. B…

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Who Will Die in 2010?

Who Will Die in 2010?

A lot of celebrities died in 2009, and many of them, like Brittany Murphy, were highly unpredictable. That’s why we’ve decided to take some initiative and make some celebrity death predictions for 2010.   Dick Clark   Dick C…

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Santa Seems…Different…

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Vicious Hockey Hit Fractures Skull (TotalProSports)   Choosing Your Shoes (MadeMan)   Drivers Who FAIL at real Driving (AllLeftTurns)   Survival Of The Dead Looks Badass (ScreenJunkies)   Dont Mess With Dog Fighting (Cagepotato) …

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Dead Celebrity Cupcakes

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Justin and Johnny: The Dead Body Problem

Justin and Johnny: The Dead Body Problem

Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we’re discussing things.  Today Justin Thomas and Johnny Wickham had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.  

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KADOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

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Katie Price In A Skanky Dress (TheDailyFix)   Samantha Whitfield (GorillaMask)   Party Pool Girls (Coed)   5 Bizarre Sexual Conditions (Cracked)   MJ In A Tree Stump (IAmBored)   Victoria Silvestedt Bikini Pics (DrunkenStepf…

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The Saddest/Happiest/Weirdest Video On The Internet

The Saddest/Happiest/Weirdest Video On The Internet

    My brain isn’t sure how to react to this video. On one hand it thinks it’s really cute to see the dog and the duck hanging out as best pals. On the other hand it’s really sad about the duck dying, but it’s als…

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Lindsay Lohan Sees Dead People

Lindsay Lohan Sees Dead People

According to an article in people.com today, Lindsay Lohan’s going to the morgue! After fulfilling several requirements set by her DUI plea agreement – including rehab, community service and 84 minutes spent in jail – Lohan will n…

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