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Five Incredible Philip Seymour Hoffman Videos That You Probably Haven’t Seen Before

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Deleted scenes, hilarious outtakes, and more rare footage from one of the greatest character actors of all time. RIP, good sir.

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4 Things I Was Sure Were Going to Kill Me As A Child

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I lived a rather panic-free childhood as far as such things go. I didn’t have regular fears, I don’t think, I enjoyed intense horror movies from a young age, I liked being alone in the dark, things were OK. But that didn’t mean I didn’t suffer my …

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6 Unceremonious Ways to End a Sexual Encounter

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So, you’ve decided to have sex. Please tell me what it’s like. But also, be wary! As it happens, not all sex can be as glamorous as what you’ve seen in Willem Dafoe movies. As it happens, sometimes sex doesn’t follow a script and then something …

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How to Tie a Tie

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1. Find a tie.

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Hate Filing Taxes? Die In A Car Crash. Everyone Else Is Doing It.

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Tax Day is a miserable experience if you’re one of them millions of Americas that file at the last minute. You’re scrambling out of your home with a shoebox filled with Burger King receipts that you’re hoping can be deducted as a work expense, barre…

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Space Hates You : 6 Cosmic Death Traps

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On November 8th at 6:28 EST, an asteroid passed so close to Earth, if you were standing on your roof you could have licked it. And as awesome as that sounds, you also need to appreciate how close you were to becoming a spray of one atom thick, gro…

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25 Brutal Historical Methods of Execution

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The US remains one of the few countries in the world that still engages in capital punishment. Historically, however, it was widely used in a wide variety of ways that are sure to make you uncomfortable if you pause to think about it too long.

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The King is Dead, Long Live The King!: Burger King Retires The King

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  All of us that enjoy commercials that have shred of originality and a dash of creepiness and a large dose of insanity are grieving today, as Burger King as announced that they are officially retiring their mascot The King. Yes, the bearded, …

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Pondering The Potential Hilarity (and Tragedy) of This Car Getting In To an Accident

Pondering The Potential Hilarity (and Tragedy) of This Car Getting In To an Accident

Is it weird to think that this might be the only conceivable situation where a baby’s death might be hilarious? It would be tragic as all hell. That poor child’s life is drastically cut short by the stupidity of what I assume is its father, but wo…

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I Sharted Today

I Sharted Today

I sharted today. There, I said it. And you know what? I sharted yesterday, too. In fact, I can’t stop sharting. I won’t go into the gory details, but during the first incident, the breech was minimal, and the clothing was salvaged. For …

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Farewell, Leslie Nielsen

Farewell, Leslie Nielsen

The world lost an epic comedian this week as Leslie Nielsen passed away, ensuring that neither he nor OJ would be back for Naked Gun 4.  Rest in Peace Mr. Nielsen.  Don’t call him Shirley.   Read More Here.

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