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8 Failed State Fair Foods

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We’ve all heard of deep fried Mars bars, deep fried butter, deep fried catfish, deep fried moon pies and deep fried mutton glazed with the tears of a cardiologist, but the fact is some fair foods actually don’t make the grade. Indeed, every so oft…

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STOP THE PRESSES!: Scientists Create The Perfect Pepper For Jalapeno Poppers!

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Today began as an average day. We all woke up, drank our coffee, ate our breakfast, and went to work, while at all times knowing for a fact that today was going to be the most normal and uneventful of days. But then…the news broke…the news that wil…

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Deep-Fried Beer: The Future Is Now

Deep-Fried Beer: The Future Is Now

Computers and cellphones aside, the future isn’t exactly what I had expected. I’ve yet to drive a hover-car, my home is not filled with holograms, and the closest I can get to a sexbot is duct taping my Fleshlight to my Roomba. No, this…

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