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My Reaction To The New Paris Hilton Song, Or Things I Groan When I Have Diarrhea?

Paris Hilton has released a new song. Or rather, Manufactured Superstars, an electronic music duo out of Denver, made a backing track and they got Paris Hilton to lend her voice and to provide lyrics. The track is awful, which is why we’re going to …

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You Can Pray For What? The Curious Tale of Holy Diarrhea

posted 08/19/2011
by Ian Fortey

Somewhere in Italy there’s a thief whose very colon is now under the wrathful eye of the lord almighty. This thief stole a very old and valuable Bible from some Franciscan monks and, when the Bible was replaced, they stole the replacement. As a r…

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Guest Article by The Toilet Devil

posted 09/16/2010
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The world is a crazy place. If you’re not fleeing from Bigfoot, El Chupacabra or Tea Party candidates, then you’re at home taking a shower while the devil leers at your naked nudity. Oh yeah, he’s in there. Hadn’t heard? …

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“Imagine The Worst Diarrhea You’ve Ever Had, And Then Times It by 10, With A Knife In It”

posted 01/30/2009
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If you’re ever in line for the bathroom with Pearl Jam guitarist Mike McCready, may you should just let him cut in front of you…because knives might come shooting out of his ass. According to seattletimes.com: McCready suffers …

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She Has A Bad Case Of Diarrhea, And It’s Catchy

posted 09/07/2008
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When you learn other languages, it’s important that you learn popular phrases that you’ll regularly need. For instance, “Where is the nearest bank,” or “I have a bad case of diarrhea.” I really like that they t…

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