Diary – Holytaco

Perfect Dangers: Chapter CMLXXXVI

We approach the 19th anniversary with no end in sight. My resolve is all but gone. I go through the motions of life like some kind of robot and the days mean so little any more. Am I awake or dreaming? Am I still the man I was? Am I a man at all…

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The Walking Carl: Chapter 2

posted 04/09/2012
by Ian Fortey

Dear Diary, Took a walk back to the farm today and got a couple of eggs. My Junior Bastard Scouts Guide helped me design a rudimentary calendar and as near as I can tell it’s Easter weekend, so I figured we could do an Easter Egg hunt. My mom’s ne…

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My First Trip To Costco: Diary of An Overwhelmed Holiday Shopper

posted 01/02/2012
by Luis Prada

I had never been to a Costco, or any buy-in-bulk type of store for that matter, in my life, until this past Friday, December 30th, 2011. I just never had any of those kinds of stores within a reasonable distance. I figured if I can get the same stu…

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Lindsay Lohan’s Prison Diary

posted 11/07/2011
by Jim Tews

Lindsay Lohan headed back to jail for the fifth time recently. It can’t have been all that bad though, she ended up getting released after only five hours. That’s not even enough time to plot an escape. She was thrown in the can again b…

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