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Why Didn’t Brett Favre Send Me D*ck Pics?

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By John Madden I’m not normally a jealous guy. After all, what more can I ask for? I’m rich, I have a wonderful family, and I spent my life pursuing my passion. Most people dream about being part of the NFL. I lived it. But even so, som…

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Everyone Should Have a Penis Tree

posted 02/15/2010
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This is a news story from Arizona about a guy who carved a tree in the shape of a dick, and somehow the local news has managed to make it incredibly boring. I learned how to describe a tree shaped like a dick without being too graphic…

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Hey! Remember This?

posted 02/04/2010
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Let’s be honest; we were all thinking it, right? Dont Be a Child Bullfighter (TotalProSports) How To Get The Senators Daughter (MadeMan) Danica Patrick 101 (AllLeftTurns) Mel Gibson Thinks You’re An Asshole (ScreenJunkies)…

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Weathermen are Hung Like Windchimes

posted 01/26/2010
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Snowfall Size Matters – Watch more Funny Videos 9 inches? That’s pretty impressive for a white guy who’s so insecure that he brags about his dong on local television. Phantom Goals Suck! (TotalProSports) Harley’s Newes…

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Who Put This Dick On My Back?

posted 08/03/2009
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I’d like to think that CNBC totally changed up their coverage for the day and a large chyron graphic reading "Paper Dickgate ’09" came up on the screen right after the reported threw it back to the anchors in the …

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Guest Column: A Message From Your Penis

posted 07/28/2009
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Hey dude! It’s me, your penis! We know each other pretty well, so let’s skip the cheezy introductions and get down to business: we need to talk. You’ve been coming up short big time lately, and something&#…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Having a Constant Boner, or Never Having a Boner?

posted 07/17/2009
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If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like if it would be more worse to have a boner all the time, or to never be able to have a boner at all. Here’s what it soun…

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