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How To Walk Somewhere Without Dying

We are a nation that has become lazy. We’re fat and lazy. To combat this, Michelle Obama began a program known as “Get Moving,” which is a simple and effective program that promotes the somewhat absurd idea of actually using your legs to transport …

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Drunken Argument Friday: Would Immortality Be Awesome or Crappy?

posted 09/25/2009
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If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like whether Immortality would be really awesome, or really crappy. Here’s what it sounds like when we do both at the same time: &…

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