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5 Planets Not Run by Apes

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You can’t trust a planet of the apes and I’ll tell you why – it’s run by apes. We all love a chimpanzee when they’re wearing t-shirts and engaging in delightful antics, but the downside is that every so often a chimp can and will take a person’s fa…

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25 Ridiculous Movies About Dinosaurs

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Dinosaurs rank with robots, ninjas and intelligent monkeys on lists of awesome things. But even with something as awesome as a dinosaur as a character in a movie, sometimes filmmakers go astray and then they make movies like these.

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The 8 Most Awesome Dinosaur Products on Earth

The 8 Most Awesome Dinosaur Products on Earth

Everyone knows dinosaurs were awesome, except for the odd teabagger who doesn’t believe they even existed and or thinks that Raptor Jesus picture is either an actual photo or straight up devilry. The rest of us are pretty confident a tricera…

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The 7 Most Depressing Theories for Dinosaur Extinction

The 7 Most Depressing Theories for Dinosaur Extinction

I clearly remember the thrill of Jurassic Park, the apathy of Jurassic Park 2 and the disgust brought on by Jurassic Park 3. Rumors of Jurassic Park 4 are starting to surface again and that means either an awesome new direction or cinematic lung b…

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